Sunday, September 20, 2009

Fo Paw

One day soon I will probably be beaten up by the elderly. I'm always clashing with them, who knows why. Here's a fun story that happened yesterday.

Perfect day for a pee wee football team, cool but just barely. My little girl is a cheerleader this year and it was our first game, yes!! Things were moving along; boys running around, girls yelling. Then my friend Dara walked over to see a baby in a stroller. It took a second I swear and then this hag bellowed out "YOU"RE IN MY WAY!!!!" so rudely. Dara said she was just crossing over to see the baby, okay she was sorry. It was one second that she was in front of the bellowing hag. So then she walked over to stand by me. I stood behind her and in my loudest hag bellowing voice screamed at her "YOU"RE IN MY WAY!!!!!" She snorted and said to me quietly "you're so bad" to which I said "I know". Ha, just let some old rude hag yell at my friend !

A few minutes later Dara walks over by the hag. The hag talks to her a minute and says "I'll see you at home" . Once again foot in mouth. It turns out it was her mother in law I was heckling.

In the end she thought it was funny so really all was well.

11 comments:

Brian o vretanos said...

I presume this is American Pee Wee football? Where were the cheerleaders?

ReformingGeek said...

Good for you!

It is funny, though.

Bee said...

ahahahhahahaha!!! Still, it was cool of your friend to be so chill. I learned the word *chill* yesterday. It means "to be cool" and it no longer means to you know chill.

sigh I'm still on the *quil*

Jean Knee said...

Brian, of course it's American footbal

I live in America you know. Cheerleaders were on the sidelines
(one word or two?)

Jean Knee said...

RG-- yeah it was funny. hub thinks I was rude


she was the rude one, I was the asswipe (one word or two?)

Jean Knee said...

Bee--she said she enjoyed it so kudos for me

I think kudos means take no prisoners

Chris Wood said...

Good thing you weren't armed!

Klin said...

That is a hilarious story! I'm trying not to pee pants while I type this.

You wanted to know that di'nt ya?

Jean Knee said...

I love hearing about people peeing their pants, call me crazy

Carrot Jello said...

Ah! I can't see!

Carrot Jello said...

Now I can, but it switched.