How many stories has Disney screwed up? Changing plots around, getting the "facts" wrong, sweetifying until the point of a saccahrin coma. Did you see Pocohontas?... seriously
Wait, that might have been Oliver Stone......nope, Disney...whatever.
We rcently rewatched Finding Nemo *, which is a good movie except for its non factual fact; all drains lead to the ocean- Oh Really? Not in rural Texas. All drains in our house lead to the septic tank-in our back yard. The End.
I had a chat with Lean that went something like this:
L: Mom when are we going to bury
JK: Any time you want to
L: I was thinking that he wants to go to the ocean so we can just flush him because "All drains lead to the ocean".
(think quick, think quick, now's your chance to get the fish outta the freezer, so what if our drain goes to the septic?)
JK: yes, if that's what you want to do we can have a little funeral and then flush him.
L: No, I don't want to have a funeral cause it makes me sad.
We got him out of the freezer and prepapred him for flushing. More chatting:
L: Why's he gray?
JK: because he's dead
L: What happened to his eyes?
J: they dried up
L: Are we gonna flush the foil?
Then we flushed him, it was that easy. She thinks Cupcake is in the ocean and all is right with the world. Who's to say he isn't?
RIP Cupcake, home at last.
(14 months later)
* yes I know it is Pixar, Disney owns them. Oliver Stone's cousin works in the copy room.