Thursday, June 11, 2009

Walt Disney Effs everything Up

How many stories has Disney screwed up? Changing plots around, getting the "facts" wrong, sweetifying until the point of a saccahrin coma. Did you see Pocohontas?... seriously
Wait, that might have been Oliver Stone......nope, Disney...whatever.

We rcently rewatched Finding Nemo *, which is a good movie except for its non factual fact; all drains lead to the ocean- Oh Really? Not in rural Texas. All drains in our house lead to the septic tank-in our back yard. The End.

I had a chat with Lean that went something like this:

L: Mom when are we going to bury

JK: Any time you want to

L: I was thinking that he wants to go to the ocean so we can just flush him because "All drains lead to the ocean".

(think quick, think quick, now's your chance to get the fish outta the freezer, so what if our drain goes to the septic?)

JK: yes, if that's what you want to do we can have a little funeral and then flush him.

L: No, I don't want to have a funeral cause it makes me sad.

We got him out of the freezer and prepapred him for flushing. More chatting:

L: Why's he gray?

JK: because he's dead

L: What happened to his eyes?

J: they dried up

L: Are we gonna flush the foil?

J: no

Then we flushed him, it was that easy. She thinks Cupcake is in the ocean and all is right with the world. Who's to say he isn't?

RIP Cupcake, home at last.
(14 months later)

* yes I know it is Pixar, Disney owns them. Oliver Stone's cousin works in the copy room.


Bee said...

RIP Cupcake.

Bee said...

Our Chromis died last week. He was the last of our salt water fish but it was even more sad because he was one of the first 3 fish we bought when we got married and now he's dead.

Bee said...


Bee said...

How's Courtney Love?

Melissa said...

Our fish died this week... wanna know how sad it is? My sweet little ones haven't even noticed...

Stacey said...

R.I.P Cupcake.

Brian o vretanos said...

You should have fed him to another fish.

I think our drains lead to the sewage works, which in turn probably leads to the river where our water comes from.

Theres some stupid statistic that if you drink a glass of water in London, it's already passed through 7 people or something. I wonder how many dead pets you end up drinking on average?

ReformingGeek said...

You're polluting Al's ocean? For shame.

For some reason, I'm NOT hungry for a cupcake.

Rhonda said...

I'm sure Cupcake will make it to the ocean. Have you seen the Gulf of Mexico? Your septic tank is probably emptied there eventually.

LOL peeps! said...

Why's he gray?

On the plus side, I read grey is the new black.
Way to go out in style Cupcake!