Friday, May 15, 2009

While Driving In My Car

Just on the cusp of being late I sped down our lonely-ish country road. Moments later a car flashed its lights at me. I slowed down, whew, no ticket coming my way. It's nice of the dude to flash me but this is a two lane with no shoulder country road, where would smokie hide for a speed trap? Where indeed. I'd been duped. Asswipe made me drive slowly knowing I need every precious second to arrive on time.

I felt disgruntled until I realized fun for free could be mine as well. As soon as I turned onto the main road, where everyone speeds, I began flashing my lights at passersby. "Slow down, sucker. " I had successfully turned lemons into lemonade with my fun loving positive outlook on life. Not only that but I'm sure after realizing they were duped most of the other cars did the same thing and falsely flashed cars they passed. Leaving a grin and lemonade kinda feeling to linger the whole morning long. My gift to the world, today.

22 comments:

Brian o vretanos said...

FIRST!!!!!!


HA!!!!!!!!!!

And I wasn't speeding....

Brian o vretanos said...

By making others drive at the speed limit, you are being a model citizen and making a significant contribution to road safety.

And you're helping the environment.

Of course, the next time someone flashes their lights, will you ignore them and end up with a ticket?

Jean Knee said...

How many degenerates do you really think flash their lights falsely?

yeah I'll slow down., unless I've created a new fad.

Millie said...

You are a naughty, naughty woman and you have my undying respect.

I love the word "cusp."

No Cool Story said...

BRIAN!!

You know who wouldn't do that?
Batman, that's who.

Tracy Rambles On And On said...

I find that messing with other drivers is a great way to pass the time while driving the super mini-van around.
I too enjoy flashing my lights at people for no good reason.
A few other things I enjoy are:
flashing people the bird
In my younger days, flashing people with a view of "The Girls"
Brake Checking any buttholes who think that my bumper is so spectacular that they need to get a close up view
Ahh, good times.
While I immensely dislike people, they are fun to play with.

ReformingGeek said...

So that was you! Dang it! I was really tired and wanting to get home. Sheesh!

aubrey said...

i always wondered about that. cuz sometimes i've gotten flashed and there's no cop. other times there is a cop. jean knee, you have single handedly cleared this confusion up for me. now i will just ignore any and all kind of flashing.

Melissa said...

Does this make you a flasher?

Gallagher said...

Thanks for coming to my show!


You did come to my show, right?

Liam Gallagher said...

Blimey! Did she come to my show too?

Peter Gallagher said...

I don't even have a show!
Will you watch my re-runs Jean Knee?

Mike Gallagher said...

I have a radio show. Did you listen to it?

Trace Gallagher said...

I have a show on Fox News!

David Gallagher said...

I was in 7th Heaven. Did you watch my show?

Bee said...

Wow, a Gallagher convention!

You know jean knee, I used to love flashing in my youth but now that I’m the ripe old age of 36, the headlights ain’t were they used to be so now it would just be too embarrassing. :o(

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We approve of this post.

No Cool Story said...

Umm, helloooooooo?
Jean Knee?

No Cool Story said...

JEAN KNEEEEEE!!!
YES!

#1
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No Cool Story said...

*confetti*

Jean Knee said...

:)

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