A while ago Bee and Tracy gave me some kind of award type thing where you tell six things you love. I couldn't think of anything witty but I really like comments so I'm gonna write something anyway.
1. Candy. I love it so much Lean has her candy drawer inventoried so I don't eat any while she's at school..jpg)
2. I love my big huge, jiggly butt. People can identify me on the street just by recognizing my butt. (can't put a photo or the neighbors will recognize it and my anonymity will be ruined, sorry pervs)
3. Augusten Burroughs. I love his biographical story-oes. I am not, however, recommending him to any of you to read.
4. I love sweet little cupcake, tea party , girlie glam, sugar coated things.
5. I love strange little dried toad, Lizzie Borden, fake teeth jumping, zombie killin, kick ass things.
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6. I love how one of our neighbors keeps stealing our paper and how we are going to set up a camera and catch the dill weed in the act.
Now, I'm supposed to pass it on to six people but I'm not, cuz I'M A REBEL!
who just laughed
17 comments:
FIRST!!!!!!!!
What on earth do they want to steal your paper for?
You wouldn't have problems like that if you had letter boxes in the US like everyone else...
"who just laughed" made me wet myself.
I wanna see your butt...
Uhm, I did. I thought that was what you wanted me to do.
Your neighbors recognize you by your butt? You need some new neighbors. The kind that recognize you for your flip flops or face or something like that.
Can you make a dried toad covered in girlie glam? Or a zombie killin' cupcake?
I need to know.
Or sugar-coated Lizzie Borden?
(If I were Lean's mom, I'd probably eat the chocolate candy, and run to the store to buy some replacement candy before she got home.)
Lizzie Borden was misunderstood.
Um... true rebels eat the kid's candy. Just sayin'.
I love Saturdays!
#5 is my favorite. It's hard to find people who appreciate strangely fun kick ash things. It's you, Wynne and me against the world Jean Knee.
Oh Jean Knee!
I do love you!
You are so wonderfully interesting and bizarre and somewhat scary.
But I love you.
There, I said it.
I hope you put the video of the thief on youtube! That would be awesome!
eleventh!!!
my fish Chili Palmer died. :o(
There's room in the freezer right next to cupcake I.
Oooh yeah, I agree with Bee.
Imagine how much famouser you'd be if you posted that video of the thief on YouTube.
Evil Kitty doesn't have a jiggly butt. That's just because Norman Bates Momma forgot to feed Evil Kitty. But Evil Kitty does have a kickin' set of claws.
You know what I love? I love that you called your paper stealing neighbor a dill weed.
Uh, it's actually Wednesday so....
Rebels tell their neighbors to quit looking at their ass and stealing their newspaper. Rebels would put a big sign in the front yard.
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