Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Why I am a Butt Hole

I voted yesterday. Surprisingly the lines were short to nonexistent, yesss. I walk right in no wait. There is one guy in front of me, I get behind him, not too closely , and Drew gets behind me. I notice they have tons of volunteers but no cookies and hot chocolate like our other voting place. Da da da da dat, hm hmm hm. An elderly lady approaches Drew, manhandles him and tells him to line up to the side or he'll get run over. There is no one behind him to run over him but he's polite so he does it. The old lady then manhandles me, putting her hands on my shoulder and pushing me. I dig in my heels and won't budge. She shoves harder, I dig in deeper. Then I'm next so it's a moot point. We vote, we leave.

We're out in the car and I ask Drew why he thinks I'm such a butt hole. Smart man says " why"?
"You know how when the old lady tried to make me move I flat out wouldn't do it. She's just an old lady. Probably a former fourth grade teacher used to moving people and lines around and she was having a good time. So why do you think I just couldn't have moved and humored her?"
Drew: "She told you do move, she didn't ask you to move. If someone tells you to do something you won't do it. If someone ASKS you to do something and it's reasonable you'll usually do it."
Me: "plus she tried to push me"
Drew: "yeah"

So that's why. All this time I never figured it out. I hope when our new President takes office he's a butt hole too.

23 comments:

BEE said...

FIRST!!

Bee said...

I'm with you sister! You ask me nicely and I might be your to boss around. You demand things and I sprout spikes!

And jean knee?? Thanks for scaring the sh*t out of me!!

bee said...

--yours-- to boss around

Jean Knee said...

you are so welcome, Bee :)

Jean Knee said...

I knew what ya meant


oh crap, my ovulation monitor is going off, excuse me

Bee said...

(:-O
TMI jean knee, TMI!

Where do you have to stick it?

Jean Knee said...

I don't really have one but I think you urinate on it.

Bee said...

ewwwwwwww!

I hope Brian comes right now so he can see what we're talking about.

Brian o vretanos said...

Ladies! I'm trying to eat!

Jean Knee said...

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jean Knee said...

Who you callin ladies?

Tori :) said...

Yeah- um, I would be a butt hole too. Don't touch me.

No Cool Story said...

I find this conversation extraordinary and full of win.

No Cool Story said...

I hate it when poeple tell me what to do, not that it happens often.
Oh but someone puncturing and defiling my bubble...no, not happiness.

Jean Knee said...

I know what you mean about don't touch me, mmm hmm

Dan said...

What a Bitch, I would have been like.
Excuse me, do not touch me.
You still ovulate?

Bee said...

(:-O to Dan's comment. jean knee, we are not related by blood. I promise!

Jean Knee said...

I figured you were step siblings

Millie said...

Your title pulled me out of my Obamafunk. Thanks. :)

wynne said...

I'm with you completely. Not on the ovulation thing but on why I'm a jerk if someone tells me to do something instead of asking. As for the ovulation--my body never even ASKED if I wanted to ovulate. It just goes ahead and DOES it. Rude.

Dapoppins said...

I can't believe the rooster didn't win...

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

President BHO. The BH does indeed stand for Butthole. :)

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

President Elect-Obama's family were not thinking ahead in regards to monogramming.

Think about it. His mom's initials (Stanley Ann Dunham) spell out SAD and his initials are BO as in Body Odor.

Yes, I ponder the important stuff. I'm on a much higher mental plane than any other initial snob that I know.