So here we are for Halloween. Lean had to be Chloe the chihuahua. You can probably guess partly what I am but no way you'll get the whole thing. If you do I will send you your own personal red hot cock sucker :)
FACTS: Lean is Chloe the chihuahua. Hint: noses Hint: similarities You are wearing horns You are wearing a sunny side-up egg. Your shirt look like bacon (?) Lean is wearing all white.
Conclusion: You are an Apocaliptic rotten and egg and cute little Lean is an angelic Chihuahua. I win!
Ok, so let me get this straight, your daughter said that she wanted to be a chihuahua (that word is surprisingly hard to spell!) for Halloween, so you put some ears on a headband and gave them to her and she was happy??? That only leaves me with one last question: What in the hell is wrong with my kids? Do they have no imagination?
When Caroline said that she wanted to be a Mexican Princess, could I not have handed her a maraca and a tiara and she could have used her imagination for the rest?
And Emma. When she wanted to be Scarlett O'Hara "The Princess Of Georgia" could I not have given her a red shirt (scarlet colored) and a peach and told her to go from there?
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Are you a deviled egg?
That's part of it, but part doesn't count.
Hint: Lean came up with it
You both look great! I was going to guess deviled egg too... maybe your red shirt is bacon?
drat, deviled egg was my guess. p.s. ava would kill for that princess bag.
Pan?
HINT: look at our noses
Are you a sausage dog? So you'd be sausage and egg?
Sausage egg and bacon dog!
dog sausage bacon and egg!
dogabaconsausaeggnosed!
Oh man! I forgot the devil part...ok:
Deviled sausage egg and bacon dog!
satanist bacon with a side of egg!
Omar's nails are not dirty, that's just propaganda designed to make it look like he cares more about his lawn than humanity
Hint: Lean likes us to be similar
OK, let's see.
FACTS:
Lean is Chloe the chihuahua.
Hint: noses
Hint: similarities
You are wearing horns
You are wearing a sunny side-up egg.
Your shirt look like bacon (?)
Lean is wearing all white.
Conclusion:
You are an Apocaliptic rotten and egg and cute little Lean is an angelic Chihuahua.
I win!
close, but no
Ok, so let me get this straight, your daughter said that she wanted to be a chihuahua (that word is surprisingly hard to spell!) for Halloween, so you put some ears on a headband and gave them to her and she was happy???
That only leaves me with one last question:
What in the hell is wrong with my kids? Do they have no imagination?
When Caroline said that she wanted to be a Mexican Princess, could I not have handed her a maraca and a tiara and she could have used her imagination for the rest?
And Emma. When she wanted to be Scarlett O'Hara "The Princess Of Georgia" could I not have given her a red shirt (scarlet colored) and a peach and told her to go from there?
Do my children have no imagination?
Are you a dog toy?
SARAH PALIN!!
HOT DOG!
SPAM!
NOW I WANT BACON!
Which part was close Jean Knee? The apocaliptic or the rotten?
I must win this contest, mama wants new shoes!
oh I don't know! I am going to let someone else figure it out but I sure am curious!
I couldn't sleep thinking about this.
Tell us!
Jean Knee is a BAD EGG!!!!
Time to send her to the Willy Wonka factory so she can get flushed down the BAD EGG chute.
Don't fret Jean Knee......at least Veruca Salt will be there to keep you company.
not BON JOVI sang:
You give eggs a bad name......whoa, you give eggggssss.....a bad name.
I feel you haven't told us what you were.
When is the big reveal?
uhhhh how bout now?
I was Papi the chihuahua dressed as a devilled egg.
Papi as in chloe's love interest not Elastic's man
Oh. I just thought you were a brown-noser. Drat. I missed the guessing.
That's okay, though. I don't need a cock sucker. Um, and do you still want some labels? I should email you, I guess...
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