The dog and the cock? How could they! Such animals!
actually it's the cock and the croc. the dog just nosed into the picture. He kept trying to eat the croc head,mmmmm
uh~oh!!! what happened???
It doesn't look like much of a punishment to me, with the sun shining like that. I wouldn't mind being in your backyard. If I behave lewdly will you banish me too?
Lori- those two are always up to mischief, mischief I say. I can't go into all the details but when I found them they were eating spoonfuls of Folgers crystals .
Brian it is hot out there. Hot and dry and very hot.
What will you do with those two? Don't they understand that you have a kid??
Oh that bad cock and croc!I tried to warn them you'd be angry but they swore at me and kicked me in the shin!
It's almost isn't safe for innocent eyes around your house Jean Knee. What with the cock always being up to something and now he's involving the croc in his shenanigans. Then you go to the freezer for something to cool your head and you grab a dead fish.Then you go to the cooler and you find mumified frogs.It's just not safe.
This is NOT a way to give a bloke a fair go.I didn't eat any of them crystals! It was all the cock, fair dinkum.
C'mon. Let em come back in.
How do you feel 'bout fried chicken for tea?
That cock wasn't just eatin' 'em, ya ken.
Tattletale.And you did too eat them.You said, and I quote, "This 'ere is the stuff! This is better than gettin' pissed!"
Least I'm not sneezin' up coffee.
And since WHEN is a little caffeinated indulgence known as "lewd behavior?!?"It just isn't right.Let us back in, jean knee. The dog keeps sniffing my tail feathers and it's making me nervous.
Oh, my darlings, of course you can come in! All is forgiven!
Look! I'm welcoming you with open wings!!! I could NEVER stay mad at you, you handsome cock, you.The croc--well, maybe he should stay outside. The dog needs a new chew toy.
HEY!Lousy wanker of a bird. Just wearing sunglasses isn't fooling anybody.
Whatever. I am the real jean knee, and I have the bruises to prove it. You're just a lousy lizard who can't close his mouth.
Oh hi guys! What are you up to...WHAT!?!?!?!?!
I love the word wanker, but you two already knew that didn't you??
well well NCS, I notice you have been mysteriously missing today.....
Ok so let me get this: Cock and crock were banish to the outside scawy world for lewdness. Then the dog came and said "???"The the imposters came and started with their jibba-jabba and then I came and said Hi.Woah. I really should not sleep in Jean Knee.
I know, sorry :(I'm so out of it now. So, what did they do? Was there spew involved? Naked chickens?
just that evil coffee, and one of them said the word piss on my rated G blog
Polka Dot was entirely innocent except he tried to eat the croc head but whatever,he didn't get it
Joey (aka Wookie on my blog 'cause I'm paranoid and whathave you) would love to eat a crock's head, we have one and he goes crazy with it.How dare they say such a word on your blog. You shluld wash their beak/jaw(?) with soap.
Oh man I never thought to put a fake name up for Polka Dot, I hope his anonnymity stays intackthis whole comment looks misspelled but what can you do
Is polka dot a boy or a girl?He/she seems to be checking out the cock.
he's a boy-he was after the croc head--he's not gayenot that there's anything wrong with it
All this time I thought Polka was a she.I have enemies Jean Knee, hence I have to keep my anomominonity.
Man, he must have done something really bad to be banished out into this Texas heat! My dog could eat my couch and I'm not sure I would put him out there long. But then again, I don't have a lewd cock.
We protest this post!
We support you Jean Knee!Down with bad cocks!
Tsk Tsk. The hot summer sun is exactly where they belong! But be careful. That heat will fry up that cock in just a few short minutes! Then I bet Polka Dot will no longer be ????. He'll be, Mmmmmm.....tasty chicken!
Polka Dot is gorgeous. Naught cock and croc. My backyard is shady, but I'm working so I don't get to be in it.
Try to stop us Jean Knee!!
OoooOOOoooOOOO....I have come back from the dead to tell you:You sure attract some strange people to your blog, Jean Knee.Will you BURY me already? The frozen peas are jabbing me in the back day and night and I can't REST.
look fish, Lean wants to plan your funeral and all, she just hasn't gotten around to it okay.
You should get a funeral sponsor. I bet Mrs. Pauls or Gorton's would like to get into a bidding war with Van De Kamp's for the funeral rights to Cupcake.
You all have the makings of a hearty stew sitting right outside your door.
I just want to know if you've been modeling that sassy new vest and thong combo.It's red white, blue and the patriotic thing to do.
I'msaving it until just the right moment although Lean has worn the vest.
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