I posted 3 minutes ago and you still haven't visited me.
Are you mad at me? Why won't you comment? It's been 4 minutes now! Are you okay? Should I send out a search party? A good stalker would never let 5 minutes elapse before commenting so I'm sure something's wrong....5, 4, 3, 2, 1 AHHHHHHHH It's been 5 minutes since I put up my post.
Now I'm really worried about you. Stop eating your luxurious Mother's Day breakfast in bed and come talk to me.
And, no, I'm not an imposter. I'm the REAL THING, baby! I just wait until you're asleep before I get on the computer. I thought it was about time that I stood up for myself.
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35 comments:
TAKE IT OFF!!
[throwing nickles cuz I'm too poor to throw dollar bills]
Come on baby! Woohoo!!
it's art, Bee. Pure Miley Cyrus art.
FIRST!!!
wait....what?!?!
I was supposed be first! :(
Waaaa waaaaa.
The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it is very beautiful.
HEY!! A situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines...errr blogs!
you were so close to being first. want me to delete Bee's comments so you can be?? nah just kidding
nah, just kidding
Eleventh!
I'm not quite sure what he's wearing.
I'm not quite sure why.
I'm not quite sure I want to know either of these things...
He looks violated to me. What's his dad, Billy Ray Cock, gonna say?
Is he going to a Cock Toga Party?
He looks stunning.
his dad was also put in a pie by Mrs. Mcgregor--I warned him to stay out of that freakin garden but nothing doing
I was taking a nap and now I'm not 11th!
WAAAAAAA!
I needs my beauty sleep yo.
I approve!
Unacceptable!
Shameful!
it's art, people
We approve!
Are those tighty whitties ?
Seems like a Cock hole to me.
Billy Ray Cock! That made me laugh out loud.
It looks more like a toga to me. Party on Mr. Cockadoodledo!
Beautiful Art!
Now all of the perverted sixty year old cocks have new material to look at!
A specialized hair salon for toga party obsessed roosters?
Now I know that every specialty hair salon niche has been filled!
Jean Knee, I've had just about enough of this.
I mean, really, you should PAY me for this. (Other than just the chicken feed, I mean.)
Imposter!!!!! !!
Impostor!!!
Have you seen today's Post Secret?
It's Teh Awwww.
I'd take him for my chicken dancing partner in crime
Jean Knee!
Explain to us (me actually) who that Me CDD dude is?
What the hey?
JEAN KNEE!!!!!!!
someone has stolen his identity. If they have opened a credit card or gotten a loan in his name heads will roll I tell you!
Happy Mother's Day Jean Knee!
I'm celebrating Mutter's Day. I plan on muttering all day long.
mutter mutter mutter muttermuttermuttermutter muttertrucker mutterbutter.
I posted 3 minutes ago and you still haven't visited me.
Are you mad at me? Why won't you comment? It's been 4 minutes now! Are you okay? Should I send out a search party? A good stalker would never let 5 minutes elapse before commenting so I'm sure something's wrong....5, 4, 3, 2, 1 AHHHHHHHH It's been 5 minutes since I put up my post.
Now I'm really worried about you. Stop eating your luxurious Mother's Day breakfast in bed and come talk to me.
And, no, I'm not an imposter. I'm the REAL THING, baby! I just wait until you're asleep before I get on the computer. I thought it was about time that I stood up for myself.
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