I've never done anything like this before, but, oh baby I'll do it again.
Elastic fixed it all up for us. I never saw it coming, the most awesome sox I've ever had. Can I get a cigarette here? ahhhhh
Lori sent me the absolute kewwwlest socks with my Mr.Cocka-Doodle-Doo's picture right on them. How did she get him to stay still long enough to paint his portrait? I have no idea.
My cock sox rock, ya'll!
And as if that weren't enough she sent me a four pack . My favorite here are the ones that say Bite Me. Love 'em all Lori, Thank you!!!
The croc head's jealous but whatcha gonna do?
153 comments:
Apparently you need to get yourself some croc sox.
What? I'm FIRST? I beat bee?
?!?!?!?!?
Strange. I never thought I'd actually make it here--jean knee, your comments are always so outta control, how does one become FIRST?
wow.
I feel so honored.
I feel so honored that I can't stop typing, as a matter of fact. I feel compelled to keep leaving comments.
About absolutely nothing.
Because I can.
And because no one can stop me.
Look! I'm EIGHTH!!!
WHEE!!
11 th is a very coveted spot, keep going!
Cock sox.
Hmmm.
Wynne and her super cat are out of control Jean Knee.
*****Coveted 11th spot******
*****Awarded to ME**********
11TH!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yeah, how did anyone beat Bee?
Where's Bee?
HEY! I like all your socks, they are kewl.
What is it with all these oversoxed bloggers? Maybe it's the heat...
NICE!! I was going to knit you some but I couldn't get the cock just right.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
NCS, Bee was busy being surrogate mami for a 5 year old whose mami just had a baby.
Boy am I tired!!! It ain't easy being Tia Bee ya' know! ;o)
Oh yeah, my sister's tired too.
Your hot sox post rox!
wow, this post and comments are almost like a Dr. Seuss book
Cool sox Jean Knee!!! I love 'em!
You guys should do a panty exchange next and post and model them next.
Am I first to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY?
Yesssssssss
I put Lori up to a seemingly insurmountable task in impressing you with some awesome socks and she succeeded!!!
Because everyone should own a pair of cox sox.
I made you something for your birthday. I still have to find a big enough envelope. And then I have to decorate it. And then I have to kiss it goodbye. And then I have to curse out the always malfunctioning postage machine. And then I'll have to mail it.
It's a process but it's all done in the name of love.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
YAY!!!!
I wanted to be first, but oh well.
It's yo birthday!!!
It's for you, about you and all you.
make a wish jean knee!
Feliz Cumpleaños a ti
Feliz Cumpleaños a ti
Feliz Cumpleaños querida Jean Knee
Feliz Cumpleaños a tiiiiiiiii!!
Balloons!
Dancing dogs!
Confetti!
Cake!
Χρόνια πολλά!
This is my video dedication for your special day Jean Knee!
Enjoy!
Do you scissor kicks Jean Knee!
It's your day!
I'm stomping three times for you!
We are going to bed now Jean Knee, but you'll better be ready to do some lady flips later.
It's yo birthday!
I have received my dotty sox! Thank you and have a fantastic birthday! : )
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Happy
Birthday
Jean
Knee!!
Happy Birthday to Jean Knee!!!!!!!
Hope it's all dotty!
Wick wicky wicky wack!
Are ya ready to party Jean knee?!?!?
It's yo birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Party!
Part at Jean Knee's!!!!
WAKE UP JEAN KNEE!!
YO BIRTHDAY!!
Jean Knee is out celebrating her bday.
A happy birthday to you.
Happy Birthday, you chicken-lovin, croc-huggin, polka-dot-bedecked woman.
Hope it's a wonderful one.
And I hope you're doing something remarkably fun right now. Really fun. More fun than explosives.
Fireworks would be good, don't you think?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Hey Jean Knee,
A little Bee told me it was your birthday! So I'm here to say
Happy Happy Birthday To You!
To you!
Happy Happy Birthday to You!
To You!
Happy Birthday Jean knee!
And the sox are great!
Love Tracy
I don't have nuts but yet I feel strangely compelled to want to buy every last single one of the nut cups from your etsy shop.
How about Mexican nut cups done up in the Mexican flag colors?
I would very much like to buy my Papi some Mexican nut cups for his B-Day.
Happy Birthday! NCS made me do it! But I was glad to! Happy Birthdaay! It actually was father al that made me do it. Isn't he awesome! I am sad to see May go, all these b-days has made it too much fun. Happy Birthdayagain bye
Darlingist jean knee,
In honor of your birthday, we have a song prepared for you.
(Ready?)
♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫
♫ You belong in a zoo ♫
*whispering*
No! Nooo! We were going to do the nice version, you reject from the purse factory!
*whispering as well*
Rubbishin' me isn't gonna do you no favors, mate. Only a drongo would sing the version you want t' do.
*whispering*
OoooOOOoooOOOO....
I have come back from the dead to tell you:
Is it my turn for the solo yet? Is it? Huh?
NOOOO!
Can't any of you follow simple directions?!? By the comb of cock!
Can we just go again, from the top?
*glaring at all and sundry**
*whispering*
And a 1 and a 2 and a...
♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫
♫ You smell like dog poo ♫
BAAAAK! Bak bak BAAAAAK!
*crowing loudly*
#$$@^&$$%%!!!
*more angry crowing*
OoooOOOoooOOOO....
I have come back from the dead to tell you:
Whoa. Someone has his tailfeathers in a bind.
AAACK!
*preening a little*
Really.
Can we just be a little more adult about this, please?
*snickers*
You said it, mate. Let's give it a burl.
♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫
♫ Givin' hand-jobs in the--
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY 'ADULT.'
Peep peep peep?
Never you mind what that is, Max. You don't have hands, anyway.
Croc, if I can't have your cooperation, I'll just BAN you from the song.
OoooOOOoooOOOO....
I have come back from the dead to tell you:
I am unbelievable bored by all this.
OoooOOOoooOOOO....
I have come back from the dead to tell you:
Or, rather, 'unbelievably bored,' not 'unbelievable bored.'
(You criticize me? Yeah, well, you try typing when you've been dead for awhile and are frozen solid from being in a freezer. Kinda hard to moooooove.)
*sigh*
I guess I'll have to do it all by myself.
Aw, quit your whinging! We'll sing for the sheila. No worries.
♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫
*sigh*
♫ WE REALLY LIKE YOU ♫
♫ Happy Birthday dear Jean Knee ♫
♫ WE LIKE YOU, IT'S TRUE! ♫
*hits the cymbals*
wow, this is better than those pansy ass Abbott & Costello dudes any day.
I feel famous, I really do
Peep peep peep, peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep. Peep cheep cheep!
YAY!!! That's what I'm talking about!
PARTY!!!
♫ Happy Birthday dear Jean Knee ♫
♫ Happy Birthday to you ♫
Have a Rockin' Birthday
happy birthday, jean knee!!
Sweet sox. Hope you had a great birthday!!
Uh... happy birthday??
:) Hope it was so fun!
Actually, "Dan" I was talked into a "panty exchange" last year - but the girl whose name was at the top of my list specified "thongs - size XS" so I quit the exchange out of hatred for her. True story.
92 comments - Come On, Folks! We've got to get to 100 for the Birthday Celebration...
93:
According to Wiki:
Ninety-three is the twenty-eighth distinct biprime and the ninth of the form (3.q). The aliquot sum of 93 is 35 within the aliquot sequence (93,35,13,1,0) 93 being the fourth composite number in the 13-aliquot tree. 93 is the first number in the third triplet of three consecutive distinct biprimes, 93, 94 and 95.
Don't ask me what any of that means...
94 East was a Minneapolis funk group formed in 1977, which included Prince
95: The atomic number of americium
96 Is a Texas State Highway
97 is the number of ancient Pyramids known to exist in Egypt.
98: The dial code for Iran
99 Read Balloons...
100!!!!!!
YAY
YAYYYYY
Sorry Brian. I had nothing witty to say, so I just made it about me.
I mean...about jean Knee.
Yeah.
Love those sox!! You'll have to be careful that Mr. CDD doesn't steal them from you.
And Happy Late Birthday! Hope it was a good one :)
Ok everybody!!
We've got to get to 150 for the Birthday Celebration...
no?
150???!!!!
Who says?
I'm game. But I have to go to bed now. I will be back in the AM and I'll post all the way to 150 if no one's done it yet.
BECAUSE I LOVE* JEAN KNEE!!!!
*meaning I care about her, but not in any romantic way. I just dig** her.
**meaning, I think her polka dots are cool? Not that I'm digging a grave for her (this birthday was her last) or her ice-pop fish.
HApPY 2 dAyS aftER the B-DAy JeaN KneE!!!!!!
Seriously, must go to bed now before husband starts complaining.
ZZZZzzzz
zzzz
ZZZzzz [SNORT!] zzzZZZZZzzzz
zzzz...mmm...muffins...zzzzzz
zzz...[snort!] I'm up, I'm up.
Where is everybody?
Why, who is going to help me get to 150 comments?
Will you help me, duck?
Quack off, you quack.
Will you help me, little dog?
Woof? No.
What about you, Little Red Hen?
This is copyright infringement, I'll have you know.
I'm calling my lawyers.
Fine, fine. I'll just do it myself.
I said I would.
And so I will.
Because sometimes, 150 comments is a good goal to reach for.
But if they are mostly done by one person, does it count?
Hmm...
Will jean knee think that I am stocking her?
Nah. After all, I sent her no sox.
Will jean knee still think she is special if all her comments come from just one?
No, no, no. So many preceding comments have come from so many others!
True. Then I won't worry so much.
But what will I comment about?
Nothing. Like an episode of Seinfeld. Sure.
This would be a lot more fun if someone else showed up.
*****IDEA!!!******
Be back soon.
Idea came to nothing. Back to square one.
Comment 140. Only ten more driveling nothings to type! This can be done! Hooray!
Jean
Knee
really
needs
some
croc
legwarmers
to keep
the cock sox
company.
wowsa Wynne, I guess you're making up for lost time during your blogging break
HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?!
Way to go Wynne!
Happy belated birthday! Sorry I missed it, but I was busy (still) celebrating mine. :)
Love the Brian sox!
Jean Knee - I'm so glad that you like the sox! My hubby searched for the perfect sox for ya! LMAO He is so funny like that. I say I'm looking for something specific and the man spends a good hour searching it out...lol.
The "don't make me beg" sox were my fav's. lol I may have to go buy me some of those.
This was fun and I was proud to be the one to buy YOUR sox...SI trusted me with you...however, you did come with a warning..rofl
HUGS
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