Friday, May 30, 2008

Hot Sox with Strangers

I exchanged hot sox action with not just one but two strangers. And, it was good.
I've never done anything like this before, but, oh baby I'll do it again.

Elastic fixed it all up for us. I never saw it coming, the most awesome sox I've ever had. Can I get a cigarette here? ahhhhh

Lori sent me the absolute kewwwlest socks with my Mr.Cocka-Doodle-Doo's picture right on them. How did she get him to stay still long enough to paint his portrait? I have no idea.



My cock sox rock, ya'll!

And as if that weren't enough she sent me a four pack . My favorite here are the ones that say Bite Me. Love 'em all Lori, Thank you!!!

The croc head's jealous but whatcha gonna do?

154 comments:

wynne said...

Apparently you need to get yourself some croc sox.

wynne said...

What? I'm FIRST? I beat bee?

?!?!?!?!?

wynne said...

Strange. I never thought I'd actually make it here--jean knee, your comments are always so outta control, how does one become FIRST?

wow.

I feel so honored.

wynne said...

I feel so honored that I can't stop typing, as a matter of fact. I feel compelled to keep leaving comments.

wynne said...

About absolutely nothing.

wynne said...

Because I can.

wynne said...

And because no one can stop me.

wynne said...

Look! I'm EIGHTH!!!

WHEE!!

Jean Knee said...

11 th is a very coveted spot, keep going!

No Cool Story said...

Cock sox.

Hmmm.

No Cool Story said...

Wynne and her super cat are out of control Jean Knee.

No Cool Story said...

*****Coveted 11th spot******
*****Awarded to ME**********


11TH!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

No Cool Story said...

Yeah, how did anyone beat Bee?
Where's Bee?


HEY! I like all your socks, they are kewl.

Brian o Vretanos said...

What is it with all these oversoxed bloggers? Maybe it's the heat...

Bee said...

NICE!! I was going to knit you some but I couldn't get the cock just right.


THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

Bee said...

NCS, Bee was busy being surrogate mami for a 5 year old whose mami just had a baby.
Boy am I tired!!! It ain't easy being Tia Bee ya' know! ;o)

Oh yeah, my sister's tired too.

Stacey said...

Your hot sox post rox!

Jean Knee said...

wow, this post and comments are almost like a Dr. Seuss book

Lisa said...

Cool sox Jean Knee!!! I love 'em!

Dan said...

You guys should do a panty exchange next and post and model them next.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

Am I first to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY?

Yesssssssss

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I put Lori up to a seemingly insurmountable task in impressing you with some awesome socks and she succeeded!!!

Because everyone should own a pair of cox sox.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I made you something for your birthday. I still have to find a big enough envelope. And then I have to decorate it. And then I have to kiss it goodbye. And then I have to curse out the always malfunctioning postage machine. And then I'll have to mail it.

It's a process but it's all done in the name of love.

No Cool Story said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
YAY!!!!

No Cool Story said...

I wanted to be first, but oh well.

It's yo birthday!!!
It's for you, about you and all you.

make a wish jean knee!

No Cool Story said...

Feliz Cumpleaños a ti
Feliz Cumpleaños a ti
Feliz Cumpleaños querida Jean Knee
Feliz Cumpleaños a tiiiiiiiii!!

No Cool Story said...

Balloons!
Dancing dogs!
Confetti!
Cake!

Brian o Vretanos said...

Χρόνια πολλά!

No Cool Story said...

This is my video dedication for your special day Jean Knee!

Enjoy!

No Cool Story said...

Do you scissor kicks Jean Knee!

It's your day!

No Cool Story said...

I'm stomping three times for you!

Peep Party Patrol said...

We are going to bed now Jean Knee, but you'll better be ready to do some lady flips later.

It's yo birthday!

Alice said...

I have received my dotty sox! Thank you and have a fantastic birthday! : )

Bee said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Stacey said...

Happy

Stacey said...

Birthday

Stacey said...

Jean

Stacey said...

Knee!!

Lisa said...

Happy Birthday to Jean Knee!!!!!!!

Hope it's all dotty!

Party People International said...

Wick wicky wicky wack!

Are ya ready to party Jean knee?!?!?

It's yo birthday!

toothy mchairlip said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

cupcake & discotheque lovers said...

Party!
Part at Jean Knee's!!!!

bling loving chickens said...

WAKE UP JEAN KNEE!!

YO BIRTHDAY!!

Captain Obvious said...

Jean Knee is out celebrating her bday.

A happy birthday to you.

wynne said...

Happy Birthday, you chicken-lovin, croc-huggin, polka-dot-bedecked woman.

wynne said...

Hope it's a wonderful one.

wynne said...

And I hope you're doing something remarkably fun right now. Really fun. More fun than explosives.

wynne said...

Fireworks would be good, don't you think?

wynne said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Tracy said...

Hey Jean Knee,
A little Bee told me it was your birthday! So I'm here to say
Happy Happy Birthday To You!
To you!
Happy Happy Birthday to You!
To You!
Happy Birthday Jean knee!

And the sox are great!

Love Tracy

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I don't have nuts but yet I feel strangely compelled to want to buy every last single one of the nut cups from your etsy shop.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

How about Mexican nut cups done up in the Mexican flag colors?

I would very much like to buy my Papi some Mexican nut cups for his B-Day.

S said...

Happy Birthday! NCS made me do it! But I was glad to! Happy Birthdaay! It actually was father al that made me do it. Isn't he awesome! I am sad to see May go, all these b-days has made it too much fun. Happy Birthdayagain bye

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

Darlingist jean knee,

In honor of your birthday, we have a song prepared for you.

(Ready?)

random unknown personages said...

Yeah.

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫

Croc said...

♫ You belong in a zoo ♫

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

*whispering*
No! Nooo! We were going to do the nice version, you reject from the purse factory!

Croc said...

*whispering as well*

Rubbishin' me isn't gonna do you no favors, mate. Only a drongo would sing the version you want t' do.

Cupcake said...

*whispering*

OoooOOOoooOOOO....

I have come back from the dead to tell you:

Is it my turn for the solo yet? Is it? Huh?

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

NOOOO!

Can't any of you follow simple directions?!? By the comb of cock!

Can we just go again, from the top?

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

*glaring at all and sundry**

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

*whispering*

And a 1 and a 2 and a...

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫

Croc said...

♫ You smell like dog poo ♫

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

BAAAAK! Bak bak BAAAAAK!

*crowing loudly*

#$$@^&$$%%!!!

*more angry crowing*

Cupcake said...

OoooOOOoooOOOO....

I have come back from the dead to tell you:

Whoa. Someone has his tailfeathers in a bind.

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

AAACK!

*preening a little*

Really.

Can we just be a little more adult about this, please?

Croc said...

*snickers*

You said it, mate. Let's give it a burl.

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫

Croc said...

♫ Givin' hand-jobs in the--

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY 'ADULT.'

Max said...

Peep peep peep?

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

Never you mind what that is, Max. You don't have hands, anyway.

Croc, if I can't have your cooperation, I'll just BAN you from the song.

Cupcake said...

OoooOOOoooOOOO....

I have come back from the dead to tell you:

I am unbelievable bored by all this.

Cupcake said...

OoooOOOoooOOOO....

I have come back from the dead to tell you:

Or, rather, 'unbelievably bored,' not 'unbelievable bored.'

(You criticize me? Yeah, well, you try typing when you've been dead for awhile and are frozen solid from being in a freezer. Kinda hard to moooooove.)

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

*sigh*

I guess I'll have to do it all by myself.

Croc said...

Aw, quit your whinging! We'll sing for the sheila. No worries.

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫

Croc said...

*sigh*

♫ WE REALLY LIKE YOU ♫

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

♫ Happy Birthday dear Jean Knee ♫

Croc said...

♫ WE LIKE YOU, IT'S TRUE! ♫

Cupcake said...

*hits the cymbals*

Jean Knee said...

wow, this is better than those pansy ass Abbott & Costello dudes any day.




I feel famous, I really do

Max said...

Peep peep peep, peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep. Peep cheep cheep!

No Cool Story said...

YAY!!! That's what I'm talking about!

PARTY!!!

Klin said...

♫ Happy Birthday dear Jean Knee ♫

♫ Happy Birthday to you ♫

Have a Rockin' Birthday

aubrey said...

happy birthday, jean knee!!

Jennifer B. said...

Sweet sox. Hope you had a great birthday!!

Millie said...

Uh... happy birthday??

:) Hope it was so fun!

Sue said...

Actually, "Dan" I was talked into a "panty exchange" last year - but the girl whose name was at the top of my list specified "thongs - size XS" so I quit the exchange out of hatred for her. True story.

Brian o Vretanos said...

92 comments - Come On, Folks! We've got to get to 100 for the Birthday Celebration...

Brian o Vretanos said...

93:

According to Wiki:

Ninety-three is the twenty-eighth distinct biprime and the ninth of the form (3.q). The aliquot sum of 93 is 35 within the aliquot sequence (93,35,13,1,0) 93 being the fourth composite number in the 13-aliquot tree. 93 is the first number in the third triplet of three consecutive distinct biprimes, 93, 94 and 95.

Don't ask me what any of that means...

Brian o Vretanos said...

94 East was a Minneapolis funk group formed in 1977, which included Prince

Brian o Vretanos said...

95: The atomic number of americium

Brian o Vretanos said...

96 Is a Texas State Highway

Brian o Vretanos said...

97 is the number of ancient Pyramids known to exist in Egypt.

Brian o Vretanos said...

98: The dial code for Iran

Brian o Vretanos said...

99 Read Balloons...

No Cool Story said...

100!!!!!!



YAY

YAYYYYY

No Cool Story said...

Sorry Brian. I had nothing witty to say, so I just made it about me.

No Cool Story said...

I mean...about jean Knee.

Yeah.

Melissa said...

Love those sox!! You'll have to be careful that Mr. CDD doesn't steal them from you.
And Happy Late Birthday! Hope it was a good one :)

don't stop the music DJ said...

Ok everybody!!
We've got to get to 150 for the Birthday Celebration...


no?

wynne said...

150???!!!!

Who says?

wynne said...

I'm game. But I have to go to bed now. I will be back in the AM and I'll post all the way to 150 if no one's done it yet.

wynne said...

BECAUSE I LOVE* JEAN KNEE!!!!

wynne said...

*meaning I care about her, but not in any romantic way. I just dig** her.

wynne said...

**meaning, I think her polka dots are cool? Not that I'm digging a grave for her (this birthday was her last) or her ice-pop fish.

wynne said...

HApPY 2 dAyS aftER the B-DAy JeaN KneE!!!!!!

wynne said...

Seriously, must go to bed now before husband starts complaining.

wynne said...

ZZZZzzzz

wynne said...

zzzz

wynne said...

ZZZzzz [SNORT!] zzzZZZZZzzzz

wynne said...

zzzz...mmm...muffins...zzzzzz

wynne said...

zzz...[snort!] I'm up, I'm up.

wynne said...

Where is everybody?

wynne said...

Why, who is going to help me get to 150 comments?

wynne said...

Will you help me, duck?

Plucky Ducky said...

Quack off, you quack.

wynne said...

Will you help me, little dog?

Groggy Dog said...

Woof? No.

wynne said...

What about you, Little Red Hen?

Little Red Hen said...

This is copyright infringement, I'll have you know.

I'm calling my lawyers.

wynne said...

Fine, fine. I'll just do it myself.

wynne said...

I said I would.

wynne said...

And so I will.

wynne said...

Because sometimes, 150 comments is a good goal to reach for.

wynne said...

But if they are mostly done by one person, does it count?

wynne said...

Hmm...

wynne said...

Will jean knee think that I am stocking her?

wynne said...

Nah. After all, I sent her no sox.

wynne said...

Will jean knee still think she is special if all her comments come from just one?

wynne said...

No, no, no. So many preceding comments have come from so many others!

wynne said...

True. Then I won't worry so much.

wynne said...

But what will I comment about?

wynne said...

Nothing. Like an episode of Seinfeld. Sure.

wynne said...

This would be a lot more fun if someone else showed up.

*****IDEA!!!******

Be back soon.

wynne said...

Idea came to nothing. Back to square one.

wynne said...

Comment 140. Only ten more driveling nothings to type! This can be done! Hooray!

wynne said...

Jean

wynne said...

Knee

wynne said...

really

wynne said...

needs

wynne said...

some

wynne said...

croc

wynne said...

legwarmers

wynne said...

to keep

wynne said...

the cock sox

wynne said...

company.

Jean Knee said...

wowsa Wynne, I guess you're making up for lost time during your blogging break

No Cool Story said...

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?!

Way to go Wynne!

Rhonda said...

Happy belated birthday! Sorry I missed it, but I was busy (still) celebrating mine. :)

Love the Brian sox!

Lori said...

Jean Knee - I'm so glad that you like the sox! My hubby searched for the perfect sox for ya! LMAO He is so funny like that. I say I'm looking for something specific and the man spends a good hour searching it out...lol.
The "don't make me beg" sox were my fav's. lol I may have to go buy me some of those.
This was fun and I was proud to be the one to buy YOUR sox...SI trusted me with you...however, you did come with a warning..rofl
HUGS