FAIL blog. I love that site. I love seeing FAIL written all over things that FAIL.
And now I am awarding Brian a big, giant FAIL. You have a FAIL Brian. How ya like me now?
FAIL for Brian.
Brian has FAILed.
I have deleted my very important message to you on facebook. It is gone because you refused to read it. Now you will never know what it said. FAIL.
Sure, you'll wonder for all eternity what it said; " Has she pledged her undying love to me?"
"Did she give me some kind of awesome award?"
" Did she say she was mailing some kind of debilitating disease found only in Texas in a letter to me and not to open it?"
"Does she want to be bffs now that she's dropped Ted?"
You will never, ever know Brian because you have received a FAIL.
Oh yeah, Happy birthday. You're middle aged now , right?