Wednesday, February 3, 2010

FAIL

FAIL blog. I love that site. I love seeing FAIL written all over things that FAIL.

And now I am awarding Brian a big, giant FAIL. You have a FAIL Brian. How ya like me now?
FAIL for Brian.
Brian has FAILed.

I have deleted my very important message to you on facebook. It is gone because you refused to read it. Now you will never know what it said. FAIL.

Sure, you'll wonder for all eternity what it said; " Has she pledged her undying love to me?"
"Did she give me some kind of awesome award?"
" Did she say she was mailing some kind of debilitating disease found only in Texas in a letter to me and not to open it?"
"Does she want to be bffs now that she's dropped Ted?"

You will never, ever know Brian because you have received a FAIL.



Oh yeah, Happy birthday. You're middle aged now , right?

10 comments:

Brian o vretanos said...

This is like the Oscars. No-one's ever awarded me a FAIL before. At least not since I got divorced. I'd obviously like to thank my agent, my parents, my costars...

I think I'm beyond middle age - it's all downhill from now.

I'm still intrigued as to how you could leave a message for someone who doesn't exist on Facebook.

And who won't. Getting an account there is (currently) outside my comfort zone, I'm afraid...

Brian o vretanos said...

Oh, and I'm sure that the answer to all four of your questions is "yes".

Jean Knee said...

you are supposed to be asleep and read this tomorrow

Jean Knee said...

I'm going to have to award you a blog read FAIL now.


don't get a big head

Bee said...

Ooh jean knee is pissed!

And also, I saw the message and it was SHOCKING!

Lulz cats and bacon bits said...

Wow Brian your loss man, your loss.

I read the message, it was UNEXPECTED.

Brian o vretanos said...

Bee:

The most shocking thing is the fact that Jean Knee has a facebook account...

Jean Knee said...

I am up on these trendy type things, Brian.

it has my fake name on the account of course

publicknitting said...

Well, I'm going to guess that it said something along the lines of Happy Birthday, but you deleted it because he isn't celebrating until tomorrow. How did I know that? Interesting...

ReformingGeek said...

I saw the message but immediately forgot what it was.

FAIL!