Once again it is time for Bee's Sucking Santa game.I was given victim Whitney of knitinpublic.com So here goes.
Whitney is young and enjoys knitting and Haikus.Since I can't knit I have written her a Haiku or two. I hope you like them Whitney.
My mustache necklace
I like fucking plastic dolls
Minichill kill you
And here is a special cinquain which is like a haiku but different:
Chico
Chico is banned.My mom don't like my dog.
He won't pee on the floor at night.
Woof, woof.
I would give Chico a free pass if I could. Poor thing.
And one last Haiku inspired by that sappy Sound of Music song, Favorite Things:
Boobs on gingerbread
The Santa dudes in speedos.
A few favorite things.
And there you go Whitney, your own mustache necklace and a free pass for Chico. Merry Merry Christmas! Some weird thing is wrong with the spacing, sorry.
11 comments:
You are one of the funniest people I know! That effing brilliant!
What? You didn't knit the dog for Whitney? Sheesh!
I'd write a haiku
To give you my view on this
But words just fail me.
show off
Plastic moustache in the morning
Sad chihuahua begging
sad tear falling
yo, that's a nice poem and all but you've got your syllables screwed up.
Why you be hatin'?!
We be peoples too!
Say What?
Wow, the best gifts I've ever received! Sorry it look me so long to respond...I was very busy yesterday. I LOVE the haikus and, of course, the mustache necklace. Amazing!
Seriously, you have made my day. I have shown you gift to all of my coworkers. I am so thrilled!
I'm so moved I'm weeping hideous tears. Thanks for that.
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