Monday, December 21, 2009

Secret Santa Can suck it Part ll

Once again it is time for Bee's Sucking Santa game.I was given victim Whitney of So here goes.

Whitney is young and enjoys knitting and Haikus.Since I can't knit I have written her a Haiku or two. I hope you like them Whitney.

My mustache necklace

I like fucking plastic dolls

Minichill kill you

And here is a special cinquain which is like a haiku but different:

Chico is banned.

My mom don't like my dog.

He won't pee on the floor at night.

Woof, woof.

I would give Chico a free pass if I could. Poor thing.

And one last Haiku inspired by that sappy Sound of Music song, Favorite Things:

Boobs on gingerbread
The Santa dudes in speedos.

A few favorite things.

And there you go Whitney, your own mustache necklace and a free pass for Chico. Merry Merry Christmas! Some weird thing is wrong with the spacing, sorry.


Bee said...

You are one of the funniest people I know! That effing brilliant!

ReformingGeek said...

What? You didn't knit the dog for Whitney? Sheesh!

Brian o vretanos said...

I'd write a haiku

To give you my view on this

But words just fail me.

Jean Knee said...

show off

A Vapid Blonde said...

Plastic moustache in the morning

Sad chihuahua begging

sad tear falling

Jean Knee said...

yo, that's a nice poem and all but you've got your syllables screwed up.

Plastic Dolls said...

Why you be hatin'?!

We be peoples too!

Say What guy from said...

Say What?

Anonymous said...

Wow, the best gifts I've ever received! Sorry it look me so long to respond...I was very busy yesterday. I LOVE the haikus and, of course, the mustache necklace. Amazing!

Anonymous said...

Seriously, you have made my day. I have shown you gift to all of my coworkers. I am so thrilled!

Chris Wood said...

I'm so moved I'm weeping hideous tears. Thanks for that.