Once again it is time for Bee's Sucking Santa game.I was given victim Whitney of knitinpublic.com So here goes.
Whitney is young and enjoys knitting and Haikus.Since I can't knit I have written her a Haiku or two. I hope you like them Whitney.
My mustache necklace
I like fucking plastic dolls
Minichill kill you
And here is a special cinquain which is like a haiku but different:
And one last Haiku inspired by that sappy Sound of Music song, Favorite Things:
Boobs on gingerbread
The Santa dudes in speedos.
A few favorite things.
And there you go Whitney, your own mustache necklace and a free pass for Chico. Merry Merry Christmas! Some weird thing is wrong with the spacing, sorry.