Thursday, July 23, 2009

Walking With Big Balls

I walk in the mornings now. Sometimes Polka Dot , Penny, Drew or Lean come with me. This morning I was on my own. Alone. Walking , day dreaming, thinking my own thoughts. Kinda nice.

As I turned into a new street I saw I picked up a straggler. Big Balls. He's a golden retriever with the biggest balls I have ever seen. They are enormous, and jiggly. He walked in front of me and all I could do was focus on his balls. Rude I know, but if you saw these things you wouldn't be able to take your eyes off them. Then that song by AC/DC started going through my mind. Over and over while I focused on the big balls of Big Balls. They kind of squish out his backside one at a time because they won't both fit at the same time. They kind of swish swish back and forth. Almost in time to the music going through my head. Then I started thinking how if you hung him from the ceiling you could use those things as punching bags. Big Balls probably wouldn't like it much. Swish swish, "I've got big balls..." I was home before I knew it, time flies while watching jiggly bits.
But you know what, usually by the end of my walk I'm thinking of stuff that needs to be done: Laundry, filthy dishes.... Only today I was singing in my head to the beat of swish swish.

What tune do you have going through your head right now?

12 comments:

Dan said...

El Magnifico Dano is First !

Dan said...

I've never looked at dogs that way until 2 minuets ago.........my dog Nikki has really small tits.

Klin said...

AC/DC's "whose got the biggest balls of all"

Was that your intention? Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ReformingGeek said...

Unfortunately, Thriller and the them from the Adam's family.

I wonder if that poor dog is uncomfortable because his bits are big?

Brian o vretanos said...

I had "The Maple Leaf Rag" in my head, but I don't think that had anything to do with reading your post.

I'm afraid I'm not as expert as you at canine anatomy, but don't they use a couple of bricks to deal with that problem? Or is that horses?

Jean Knee said...

our vet took Polka's right off and when I took him to have the stitches out he bit the glasses right off her face. Who could blame him?

Maddy said...

I would be delighted to know the 'hits' you get from such a title!
Cheers

Bee said...

Ahhhh!!! How did I miss this post?? Shame on me!

I have Big Balls in my head too...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

The Goose That Laid Golden Eggs....The Golden Retriever That Sprouted Giant Gold Balls

Time for you to play Mother Goose and write up a nice nursery rhyme for the modern age, Jean Knee!

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

My choco Labrador Reagan got all excited last week over the bacon grease we poured on his food. I do mean excited. For a moment I was a bit concerned about the preserving the chaste state of his food bowl.

Lilac A. Rugg said...

THAT IS AN AWESOME POST

It made me feel like shouting.

Rhonda said...

For some reason that story put the "Baby Got Back" tune in my head ... with different lyrics of course.

He's got big balls and he cannot lie ... you other dogs can deny ...