Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Earth Day

It's Earth Day, what are you doing about it? I'm rubbing photos of Father Al (pre-vampire) all over my naked body while watching that commercial of the crying Indian (native American to all you whiny PC types). All the while reflecting.......................

20 comments:

Brian o vretanos said...

First!

Brian o vretanos said...

I'm glad you decided to break with Wednesday tradition and not post a picture. I'm sure no-one wants to see shocking images of crying Indians on this blog...

Mrs. Crybaby Jones said...

How DARE you!!!

Millie said...

Now you've done it!

My daughter wanted to do the "turn the lights off for a minute" thing today and I said, "I'll do it when Gore does it."

Vampire Al Gore said...

Where is my naked body rub?
I am people too!

No Cool Story said...

Happy Earth Day Jean Knee!
Happy Earth Day Father Al!
Happy Earth Day Earth!

ReformingGeek said...

You are a sick, sick woman, Chicken Lady.

;-)

Bee said...

I am celebrating by not eating gassy foods. You are welcome.

Jean Knee said...

Brian, I believe you meant to say "thank gawwd we don't have to see her naked, wheww!"


Crybaby, so

Millie: please send me your blog thing again, I can't keep up

NCS, thanks thanks thanks :)

Ref Geek, so

Bee, you could always take beano and say you didn't indulge

Millie said...

http://brinatty.blogspot.com - same old, same old

Jean Knee said...

FYI if you are planning on rubbing photos all over your naked body, DO NOT apply baby oil beforehand

Dan said...

Brian
you crack me up

Rascals on Parade said...

i ate too much candy Jean Knee!

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I ran my oil guzzling truck back and forth to the mailbox and then just to run over a roach I saw on the driveway. Back and forth. Back and forth.

I'm an evil conservative. That means that I flippin HATE clean air, clean water, and a clean planet.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I heard a scientist the other day say that it's not enough to tax flatulating cows letting loose dangerous co2 into the atmosphere. Now they wanna tax flatulating fat people as well. They said that people like me release 1 billion tons of methane over the course of a year.

I say that 1 billion is ONLY when I abstain from eating a baked bean diet. Those wussy scientists wouldn't last after my patented bean blast. Poof! Problem solved. Or should I say Poot?

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

As the man at the helm of all this madness, don't you think that Al Gore should be worried about an imposed "fat people" tax?

Renee Zellweger said...

i'm rubbing sour lemons all over my lips

Brian o vretanos said...

Hello, Jean Knee. Found a few minutes of internet access. Back in a few days...

Rhonda said...

OMG ... I almost peed myself when I saw Mrs. Crybaby Jones.

Sounds like your Earth Day was MUCH better than mine.

aubrey said...

wow. i'm not going to get that image out of my head for a long time, now.