Here are some possible posts that I rejected this week:
"Why My Agoraphobia is More Fun Than Tooth Decay"
"I Like My Religion Like I like My Men, Fast and Faster"
"My Cock Sucker Has a Broken Pecker"-- and I didn't even notice
"Your Dog Made Me Late so Now You Have to Take My Kid to School"
"What I Want to be for Halloween"
So, which was the most intriguing, and why?
I'll try again tomorrow.