So anyway I was at Lean's school yesterday helping the teacher label the supplies. All was going well until she asked me to write homework on the red folders. Oh my gaaawwwd, I couldn't remember if homework was one word or two. I'm compound word challenged in a very bad way. Is it one word or two? I never know.
Crap, I was too embarrassed to ask. After all I used to be a teacher and dealt with homework daily. GAAACK! So I wrote it as one word with a slight gap between the e and the w so if needed I could add longer sticks on the w to make it two words. Oh the pressure. Finally the teacher took the class to the rest room (one word or two?). I dashed around like a super sleuth looking through papers on her desk, pulling out folders--there had to be something about homework somewhere. Hurry hurry hurry, they're coming back. She'll have to redo the folders and everyone will know I'm a ditz, Oh the horror!!! But then I saw it labeled on an in box (one word or two?). One word. ..... Kay
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Whether it's one word or two depends on whether you mean homework or home work.
I'd charge most people $1000 for advice like that, but since it's you...
it stinkin better be one word
homework as in school work done at home
home work as in home working.
If the teacher didn't make it clear enough which one she meant you to write, she can't blame you. In fact, you can sue her for humiliation.
That's $3000 you owe me.
uhm
charge it?
You are so funny, Girl.
But I know what you mean.
I'm way to used to using the computer spell check. I love those little squiggly red lines that tell me that I'm about to make a fool of myself...
You are not alone. Is "together" one?
TO-GET-HER
I hate learnin' stuff.
funny.
I still have a hard time reading your posts.
You need to have a Polka Pot intervention.
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