I've Been Traumatized Once Again

What ever happened to good manners? They seem to be missing almost every place I go.
I went out to dinner tonight, was enjoying myself quite a bit when I spied her. The lady across from me was picking her teeth with one of those toothpick/dental floss doohickies. It wasn't just a simple little surreptitious ping with the pick. Oh no. Ms. Dental hygiene was shoving the floss part between her teeth, sawing vigorously and then flicking out particles. So disgusting but I couldn't stop watching her. It's like how your eyes are drawn to really gaggy things like roadkill, CSI, or staring at an unsightly wart on another person's face.

I kept looking. And she did not disappoint, no she did not. Saw, saw, saw flick. Saw, saw, saw flick. This went on for some time. When the bill came she let the toothpick/floss thing hang out of her mouth like a hillbilly chewing on a straw. It just dangled there for the waitress and the whole place to see. Hang, hang ,hang hang

I hate people

You Know What's Gross?

Looking down to find two flies mating on your knee. So....very....gross...

The Gators Take Fourth Place

Softball season is over and our team came in fourth place!!!!!!!!*
Yes there were only four teams , so?
It's true we sucked at softball ,but just look at those cute cupcakes. I decorated them and took them to our gigantic fun softball swim party. Let's go gators!

It was a three hour party and I'm almost certain I didn't say anything inappropriate to a single soul. yess. Gracie's mom was not there, so glad because I have no other hairstyles left to try.

Of Human Bondage

Someone asked me today if I was Drew's husband. I said yes.

Let Me Make it up to You

Okay I had to remove that hideous picture from yesterday. But to make up for it here is a cute puppy picture. awwwww

picture credit: karlascottage.typepad.com

Hungry Like the uhhh German Shepherd?

Oh good gravy could someone please explain this to me?

I think this is his brother
YUMMY

Ballgame- one or two words? I don't know

We have a ballgame tonight. I forgot about Medusa hair and went ahead and blew it straight. But I'm going to tuck the back under so it looks like a shortish Bob like Michelle Obama did. There is another game tomorrow afternoon and honestly I'm running out of hairstyles.