Hostage

I barely got away to write this. I don't think "they" noticed. At least not yet. I'm being held hostage in my very own home. Worse yet, no ransom has been demanded
nor any offered for my release.

The household pets will not allow me a moment's peace. They demand my constant attention.

Penny has had to be confined to a kennel at night so she won't scale the fence and escape with the neighborhood canine delinquents. Her release in the morning begins my Home Hostage Experience:

I play with and pet dogs until they calm down. Then I escape indoors. First I usually hear scuffling and snorting. Go outside. Penny is, as usual, beating up Polka Dot. Correction ensues. Escape indoors. Repeat five or six times until Penny is tired.

Then comes the sound of a foghorn. Penny has kennel cough. Go outside, pat dog on back until all clear. Repeat...Repeat

Escape indoors. Check on Cupcake, my geriatric fish. He's in his usual coma, check.
Put food in fish bowel to soften.

Repeat snuffle, snort, foghorn.

Shake Cupcake awake, make sure he eats.

Open front door. There's Penny, come for a visit. She is put in doggy jail (kennel ) for fifteen minutes for her fence hopping shenanigans.

Check fish. He's on bottom of bowel. I lift him up to his anemone with a spoon.

Suddenly I hear scraping sounds. Look outside. Penny is trying to dig up the septic tank. Doggy jail 15 minutes.

Escape inside. Soften more food for Cupcake.

Repeat...Repeat...Repeat....repeat.....Repeat... Repeat....

SIGH

Wordless Wednesday Mr. Cocka- Doodle- Doo Dresses like a " My Little Unicorn" (he's been reading my blog)

My Little Pony Party

Lean had her My Little Pony Party on Saturday. I must admit that it was the lamest birthday party I have ever given. Lean Didn't even notice. I passed out paper towels in place of napkins that's how prepared I was.



This is the favor table.


















Here is her cake. She decorated it herself with candy and every type of sprinkle known to man.

Partay Hartay

That's uh , right. party

It was discovered by me that two of you like looking at party stuff. Starting sometime I will be putting up party stuff and kid's crafts. I may eventually make a party blog. Please do not feel you have to comment cause it will be the same stuff over and over or slight variations.

Don't worry, I'll still be spewing nonsense on my posts

More Pony

The girls wore "pony" tails in their hair




The ponies got all glammed up with hair clips, pony skirts (those hair ribbon things) and pony wigs


Here they are after their visit to the pony parlor


A few of the ponies are baldies after having their hair brushed too often...but




presto chango here they are with their pony wigs,....fabulous

The Sparkly Unicorn Parade

Unicorn; mystical, mythical or myopical?
unicorn vs dolphin (i'm betting on the dolphin)
making video surveilance seem innocent byputting unicorn headband on it?

These Are A Few Of Her Favorite Things

There is a special blogger out there who feels a little shy about expressing her soft side. I am posting some of the things she loves but is afraid to embrace.






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this post is dedicated to elasticwaistbandlady. LOL