(Not So) Wordless Wednesday: All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go?

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo is all dressed up to meet his new poultry pals that Millie found for him here poultry pals( scroll down after clicking)

Mr. Cocka- Doodle-Doo is sporting a formal black tie and top hat ensemble tied together with his favorite fur cape. ( all you tree huggers out there should know his cape was made from a recycled Halloween costume of fake fur, no animals or muppets were harmed)

And The Winners Are....

Tori and Bee tie for first place because they guessed I was a teacher!!!
That's right I taught kindergarten for 13 years (I barely escaped with my wits intact). Got a problem with it? Want to blame the public school system for your being a moron? Huh??? Huh????? that's what I thought

Thanks to everyone who played. I know you all meant the kind words and were not just trying to get a prize.

What's that you just said? No wonder education is on a downward plunge, Jean Knee can't spell or use correct grammar? whatever, write your congressman


I put the names of all who did not guess correctly into a pile and Lean chose a name to recieve a runner up prize--- and it was Elastic I know there are some of you who will think I rigged it because I'm Elastic's favorite stalker but that just isn't the case. If you don't believe it clap your hands... was that you NCS??

CONTEST

yES IT'S MY FIRST EVER CONTEST.

Why am I having a contest? Because I have an illness where I have to constantly plan parties or work on crafts. All you have to do is guess what my former job was before I had kid. If you already know because I told you just leave a comment saying how great I am and you can still win. Do both and I'll put your name in twice. And now here is the fabulous prize for the one who guesses correctly.......................







this fabulous matching craft pack......wow I gotta Have it

Tips For Hackers

Last week I was involved in daily Hacking (in between blogging of course. I've heard about people who Hack for fun or monetary gain. I don't get it.

I began Hacking when I returned from vacation. I Hacked all day long until my throat was raw and my lungs ached. I could barely breathe the next day. Something had to be done!

First up chloraseptic spray and lozenges. Still Hacking but now my throat felt like it had been to the dentist. no good

Mucinex was next on my list. Couldn't tell anything but continued to take it cause it tasted great.

Finally, mucus plugged my throat and no amount of Hacking would clear it. A bit scary. I boiled water on the stove and steamed my lungs. I felt better but still Hacking with no results.

Out of ideas I decide to heat a frozen dinner.MMMM Indian curry. Pretty soon my eyes were watering and I began Hacking my lungs clear. Serendipity, My dear Watson.

My friend Jean-Uh, respiratory therapist, said the curry spices shrank the mucus membrane swelling to allow me to Hack with results. Who knew curry was a cure?

I still don't get why anyone would actually want to be a Hacker. The whole experience really blew.

Cocktail Recipes

1. buy ceramic rooster, photograph his buttttox area

2. Mermaid Cocktail- Pour chilled sprite into a cocktail glass ($1.50 at walmart)
Sprinkle a teaspoon or so of a blue pre-sweetened drink mix
(I used gatorade berry blaster)
drink will begin to bubble and hiss, stir gently if needed

I served these at my daughter's mermaid party. I put the gatorade in a glass container and told the girl's it was a magic mermaid potion.
you could use other colors to make a wizard's brew. princess cocktail etc.

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY: my two favorite cocktails

Vacation Pics

Just a few pics from last week- remember, I was gone? What- you didn't noticce? Bite me.

Funnest Thing For Me? The Melting Pot II. We sit down. I request the cheese fondue with the saki. Waiter: Oh you mean the feng shui, that ended yesterday.
Me: Can't ya just make it anyway?
No, we don't have any more saki- that's what gave it its flavor.

This all seems pretty suspicious; isn't feng shui some kind of oriental furniture placement? What's that got to do with fondue? Ended yesterday....right. Okay,I can be flexible; we order the Mediterranean fondue. Yeah its great, we dippity do and inhale as quickly as possible. Fondue, baby, fondue!!!

The pic shows me eating steamy skewered meat. I look all zen like & meditative--oh now I get the whole feng shui fondue- steamy-nirvana connection. Ahhhhh and as a special bonus you get a steamy facial absolutely free. Ahhh--Ohhhmmm

< No tsunami pics- drat! yeah I saw you try to check to see if I had anything in my bosom.


Another food pic?? Yep it's me at another restaurant. I had the frog legs.

We met some duck friends while we were away. They loved us....

In fact, I had them eating out of my hand.....
Lean's favorite thing was painting her own toe nails. Santiago Sangria.. so vacationey

THE END- VACATION OVER