Due to the huge popularity of my cereal substitute post, I am back again to punch up your breakfast experience. On the menu this go around? Holy Toast, because everyone should have a little Mary in the morning.*
Ingredients: bread, ,, Holy Toast Maker 4000
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Directions: imprint bread with image of Mary. Toast as usual.
Just think of the surprised look on your guest's faces when they are served Holy Toast, yeah they were expecting a stale bagel but not at your house, baby!
Kids a little picky in the morning? No way they're gonna say no to "Jesus' Mama".**
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Shake things up even more by adding some Judas Jam and maybe a little Mary Magdalene Margarine. Sweeeet!
* quote by Sarah
** quote by Lean
FIRST!!
ReplyDeletesecond!
ReplyDeleteoh, yeah
MMMMMM Judas jam... mary mags margarine!! Totally sinful! mmmmm
ReplyDeleteThe image comes out really good, make french toast next time, nothing like soaking it in egg mixture!
ReplyDeleteWhere in the world did you find that thing? That is too funny!
ReplyDeleteYou know... you really should open a bed and breakfast...
My friend Sarah sent it to me in case the waffle maker 4000 needed company
ReplyDeleteIt's a miracle! I see Mary in your toast!!!!
ReplyDelete("MM Margarine" was awesome)
Yeah, how would French toast work with that? I can just see Mary drowning in a nice pool of syrup.
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahah!
ReplyDeleteAll you need now is some Angel Cake...
ReplyDeleteYou could make some serious dough out of this Jean Knee.
ReplyDeleteI hear ebayers go coo coo for stuff like this.
Or is it koo-koo?
ReplyDeleteCan you make those in chocolate?
ReplyDeleteYou watch, Leonardo DiCapitated will complain about the toast only showing the head.
ReplyDeleteHe has no head, in case you were wondering.
I know you were.
that guy's always complaining.....
ReplyDeleteWe approve!
ReplyDeleteWe approve!
ReplyDeletethat politically incorrect rube sounds eerily familiar...........
ReplyDeleteIf you put jam on it the you can't see the image.
ReplyDeleteRight?
I'll ponder about that. After my nap of course.
the = then
ReplyDeletemakes more sense now.
yeah yeah yeah
well, you do have a point there. I guess you could Give Mary a Jam head scarf and robe set made of jam, then you could still see her face.
ReplyDeleteI KNEW people were talking about me. My headless stump has been itching.
ReplyDeleteTry going without a head for one day and tell me you wouldn't feel like complaining once or twice. I happen to love toast, but without my head, I can neither see, smell, taste, or touch the toast. I can't hear the toaster pop either.
ReplyDeleteThink about the headless guy for once, will ya?
Well, actually, I guess I can touch it if someone puts it in my hand.
ReplyDeleteThen there's the problem of my brain not being connected to my spinal column...
... or is that spinal cord?
ReplyDeleteWithout my eyes, I can no longer read medical textbooks.
How much for you to ship me some of that toast?? I am starving! I'm at work today since my Natalia watching scheduled changed to Thursday and Friday. I get to give my brain a break.
ReplyDeleteWednesday, the day of rest.
Is it a map to find her because I've been looking for her everywhere!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could eat the virgin Mary. I'd have to just eat around her.
ReplyDeleteJean Knee, I need help wrestling bats!
ReplyDeleteAGAIN!
ReplyDeleteJean Knee, I need help wrestling bats!
Jean Knee, I really like the people I work with. They are my buddies.
ReplyDeleteis there any way to block that Leonardo guy off my blog? he's a drag
ReplyDeleteI wish I could block a certain big headed someone!
ReplyDeleteyou'd miss him
ReplyDeleteLeonardo is an accountant from Afghanistan. Maybe visiting your blog is the only fun the poor guy has.
ReplyDeleteHe has no head after all.
maybe I've been too critical of poor Leo.
ReplyDeleteget it? critical,, his head's gone so it's critical like he'll die
yeah, it wasn't funny
I could never, ever, ever, ever ever ever use that toast to make some yummy SOS on toast for dinner.
ReplyDeleteSomething about Virgin Mary sh** on a shingle is just all wrong. Don't you think so, jean knee dear?
ReplyDeleteYou weren't planning on serving this at the Church Ladies Luncheon again this year, were you jean knee?
I smell jean knee's hair on fire!!!!
uhhhm, didn't you eat a Virgin Mary Grilled cheese???
ReplyDeletecuz, I think I remember that
I didn't mean to mock your disability, Leonardo. NCS made me see the light> I just lost my head for a minute.
ReplyDeleteLeonardo doesn't have a disability.
ReplyDeleteHe has no head.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHEY HEEYYYYYY!
ReplyDeleteWhere is Mr CDD? :(
Nobody can resist the inexplicably supernatural forces that come together to make a grilled cheese. Even one of virgin holiness. I had no choice but to try to become one with the awesomeness of it all.
ReplyDeleteLeonardo DiCapitated sent me. I am here to do his headless bidding.
ReplyDeletehey huge, didn't i see you in one of those James bond movies?
ReplyDeleteweren't you the kid who kept dropping his fork under the table so you could bend down and see sexy leg shots?
Hugh is freaking me out with that third eye and rabbit teeth. I'm gonna have nightmares now.
ReplyDeletehe's a trickster too, don't read his blog
ReplyDeleteI'm number 50!!!!
ReplyDeleteCue the confetti and male exotic dancers and let's get this party started. Riiiiggghht? Right!
I think it might be a sin to get the Virgin Mary all toasted and stuff. Whats next? Getting stoned?
ReplyDeletewell, if you're a heretic why not?
ReplyDeleteIF you sell it on ebay someone will pay you money for making their toast, that they will never eat.
ReplyDeleteFun stuff. Fun stuff.