Cereal Substitute

We had our nephew visit this week so you can imagine that breakfast cereal consumption shot way up. It is just about the only thing I can cram into Lean because she is never hungry in the morning. Of course I buy into that nutritional propaganda that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. If someone said it sometime or other then it's probably true, right?





Only too bad for me cause we ran out of cereal. Now I am very handy in the kitchen (just look at all the heart hobbling recipes I've come up with using the waffle maker 4000) so I felt very sure that I could come up with a cereal substitute. I read the list of ingredients and went to work in my kitchen mixing, pouring, stirring, until I came up with the perfect cereal alternative.



And here it is: a cup of sugar with a child's vitamin on top. Sprinkle with one tablespoon of bleached and over processed white flour, and drink a glass of chocolate milk. This breakfast contains all of the main ingredients in cereal. Let me break it down for you:

1. sugar, the main ingredient in anything edible
2. white flour, need that fiber to keep things flowing,baby!
3. vitamin, oh yes indeedy cereals are vitamin fortified
4. chocolate milk, the artificial chemicals from the chocolate flavoring are needed to make it as close to actual cereal as you can get

Yum! Let the noshing begin.