According to her website she is a psychic superstar, helping police locate missing children, ghostbuster,clairvoyant, spiritual adviser and more.
When she receives her answers from the spirit world she sings her answers. No American Idol in her future though (even my untrained ears can predict that one).
Of course I couldn't wait to get home and try out my own powers. I'm no psychic but I am sort of psychotic (if I miss my anti-psychotic meds for a few days).
I am ready to become the Singing Psychotic. You say you don't like it, but I know you're a liar.
Let's give it a go. Send me your spiritual questions and I will gaze into my crystal Ball and give you my psychotic answer. Fran has a 95% success rating so I expect to have a 5.7% success rate ( since it's my first time and all)
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I shall be consulting my crystal ball since I couldn't find my magic eight ballLink
FIRST!
ReplyDeletejean knee, will I grow an inch taller this year?
ReplyDeletejean knee, how can I remove the coffee stains from my desk calendar?
ReplyDeletejean knee, will my true love, love me forever?
ReplyDeletejean knee, will I ever get back to work to prepare for my meeting with OZ?
ReplyDeleteShort people got no reason, short people got no reason, short people got no reason to groww.
ReplyDeletenope no extra inches
shout, shout it out, shout shout shout, shout it out
ReplyDeletenest time use a coaster
follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road follow, follow follow follow
ReplyDeletefollow the yelloe brick road- straight into Oz's office
just hope it's not yellow because his depends leaked
I'm lookin for a true love baby, a true love baby, yea yea yea.
ReplyDeleteThe search is over love was right before my eyes.
quick look at Andy's picture right now..you don't wanna get stuck with Oz or a bat
JEAN KNEE YOU MADE MY DAY!! THAT WAS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!
ReplyDeletejean knee - how can I make some extra money?
ReplyDeleteWhen will the end of the world come?
You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold'em, know when to walk away, know when to run......
ReplyDeleteMelissa I see gambling in your future wealth
remember I'm only striving to be 5.7% accurate
Prince thought it was 1999 but he was wrong. I think bread knows
ReplyDeleteand when the world was through, then one by one the stars would all go out, then you and I would simply fly away.
end of world=no more stars
Are you singing Bread now? I'll be your backup singer!
ReplyDelete"And I would give everything I own. Give up my life, my heart, my home. Just to have you by my side....."
"I want to make it with you. I really think that we can make it gooooood."
Ummm, I don't really want to make it with you, jean knee. Just in case you were concerned.
I would like to ask the psychic why do fools fall in love and why do birds sing so gay.
ReplyDeleteAnd why do some farts smell like rotten egg-salad sandwiches when you haven't eaten eggs in weeks.
And where did Solomon Chacon move to so I can go and beat him up and take back my LL Cool J 'Mama Said Knock You Out' CD that he stole from me.
why not? I make a delicious cheese bread
ReplyDeletemagic eight ball said ask again later
ReplyDeleteWill I ever lose weight?
ReplyDeleteDo you love me?
Am I a psycho?
Tori--weight
ReplyDeleteYou're once, twice, three times a lady, and I love you
this one keeps competing with I'm half the (wo)man I used to be, half the (wo)man I used to be
This seems to say you will gain and then lose
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I love you three times (see above)
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I'mm channeling disturbing things about yopur psychosis--it's almost like you have two personalities.
*clap clap clap*
ReplyDeleteI love you Singing Psychotic!
Jean Knee, will my beloved Father Al ever be President of a country? (any country)
And: What should I have for lunch?
I keep hearing that music in psycho when he's stabbing the girl in the shower, hears what it sounds like
ReplyDeletereart,reart reart,reart
does this mean anything to you?
psycho message for Tori, NCS not crazy
ReplyDeleteLunch-- NCS
ReplyDeleteTwo all beef patties special sauce cheese pickles onions lettuce on a sesame seed bun.
I'm still checking my AC/DC crystal ball, things are hazy on the Father Al question--are you getting anything on him?
My lunch sound perfect! Thank you Singing Psychotic.
ReplyDeleteI'm crossing my fingers for father Al.
PS for Tori, NCS not crazy.
Tell the truth: Did Singing Psychotic know I was going to change my hat?
ReplyDeleteWell. no wonder ,I was checking the rolling stones crystal ball.
ReplyDeleteYou can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, but if you try real hard, you'll get what you need.
I think this is a no for our beloved Father Al
JEAN KNEE!! I think you should make the singing psychic a regular on your show because I am busting out of my "trousers" from laughing so hard!!!
ReplyDeleteDoes OZ have the hots for me?
he just gave me a come hither look! ::gag!::
sorry psychotic
ReplyDeleteO Jean Knee, O Oracle, who will win the Melbourne Open?
ReplyDeleteDanger in the shape of somethin'
ReplyDeletewild
Stranger dressed in black, she's a hungry child
No one knows who she is or what her
name is
I don't know where she came from or what her game is
(Hot child in the
city)
(Hot child in the city)
(Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty)
(Hot child in the
city)
This is what Oz is singing in his head right now, but I can't tell for sure if it's you or Milton.
What's Milton wearing today?
Brian, I am getting a clear picture of a tennis player.
ReplyDeleteodd, isn't that a horse race?
I'm also getting images of kangaroos, jumping
ReplyDeletehehehehe. Okay. Ummmm...will it snow in Washington State anytime soon?
ReplyDeleteWe approve!
ReplyDeleteDapoppins
ReplyDeleteLet it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Oh my, what a fun idea.
ReplyDeleteJean Knee, will I be sending you anything in the mail anytime soon?
jean knee- will ever get to go a month without a cold? I'm on my 3rd one since December 15th. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI love snow!!!!
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I
ReplyDeleteam
waiting
for my
snow!
I have my gloves, hat, scarf, jacket, thermal layers, snow boots and snow pants on.
It's getting a bit warm inside of all these layers BUT the snow is coming!
right?
I'm not wearing a brassiere this fine Houston Evening. Tell me psychic, will my boobs hang down to my belly button or my knees if I continue in this frivolous braless state?
ReplyDeleteI hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, letter in the mailbox (tune of that song by sting)
ReplyDeleteyes you will be sending me a fabulous 2o cent off coupon for Joy dish washing liquid, now with even more lemon smell
Millie
Kaelyn--plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.....when all your children are out of school but before you have grand kids you will be cold free
ReplyDeletethe future looks so bright, you better wear shades
NCS- I could be wrong about the snow, but I really think it is going to snow where you are several more times.....I really feel it
ReplyDeleteElastic: do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your boobs hang low?
ReplyDeleteget the bra on quick
I love love love your crystal ball!
ReplyDeleteI bet I have lost 5 lbs since I put my snow/thermal gear on, about 3 hours ago.
ReplyDeleteWow. It's sure hot in here.
But hey, who cares, right? I'm getting some SNOW!!
Woooohooo!
I you tubed that lady
ReplyDeletelet's see...
Will I ever paint my bathroom?
Oh, joy! This looks like so much fun! Some questions, o amazing singing psychotic:
ReplyDeleteWill I ever get my child potty-trained?
What is making those strange holes in my back yard?
Will I be moving anytime soon?
Goodbye, Old paint, I'm a leaving Cheyenne.
ReplyDeleteI think you will say goodbye to the old paint when you move--I'm 5.9% sure
wynne-
ReplyDeleteyou've got to fight for the right to pooooootty
child 's just not ready
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holes in backyard are from a grass mold
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you will move any second when your son looks like he has to potty--then you'll move fast girl
jean knee, you were the topic of conversation all weekend because I couldn't stop telling people about your amazing abilities!
ReplyDeleteEverything you predicted for me came true and Milton was wearing all black so it must be her OZ is lusting after. Thank you!
it was my pleasure
ReplyDeleteI don't care if people laugh and point at me Jean Knee. The snow is a-comin' so I am a-waitin'!
ReplyDeleteMy question has two parts...I saw that you are a children's party planner and I happen to be in the middle of procratinating my way through my 8 year old daughter's party.
ReplyDeletePart 1: Will I ever stop procratinating and get the damn thing done?
Part 2: Will it be a success since I have absolutely no understanding of the 8 year old female mind even though I'm sure I was one once.
I would appreciate your prompt psychotic answer.
One last question Oh Great Psychotic..will I ever learn to spell procrastinating?
ReplyDeleteOh and one more, my almost two year old son bit me in the thigh today. What president, dead or alive, will my bruise look like?
Hey, my boobs DO hang low!
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