Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Crime Spree Continues

I committed yet another crime (remember the plate?). And this time I was caught by the man. I should have known Karma would bite me in the boo-tay for that stolen booty. Yeah that was lame, but it's my blog, I've had a tragic run in with the Law, so if you don't like it bite me.

I picked Lean up from school and passed a state trooper going 64 mph, and, oh yeah it was a 50 mph zone. You know the drill, don't act like you never got a ticket before.
So he hands me my ticket after much shuffling for driver's license and insurance, it being me of course I had neither but- I knew my license number so yippy woo.

Me, " I guess I shouldn't say thank you huh?" my eloquent use of language displayed yet again. Trooper, gave a crooked grin that looked like Jason Bateman but so what; as#hole gave me a ticket, " you have a safe day now". No "have a nice day" for me cause, HELLO, you just gave me a ticket. My nice day is over, but so what you probably have to work on Thanksgiving cause your Jason Bateman grin didn't work with your boss either!
Sigh
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16 comments:

  1. TCNovember 20, 2007 at 4:29 PM

    I've been told by a cop before to have a nice day. I seriously had to bite my tongue to keep from going off on the guy.

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  2. Sarah B. B.November 20, 2007 at 5:31 PM

    So sorry - what a great way to ruin a holiday weekend. I know LOTS of people who've gotten state trooper tickets lately - must be a nationwide crackdown on normal people screwing up slightly. ;)

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  3. MillieNovember 20, 2007 at 6:50 PM

    Just shut up. You had me at "Jason Bateman."

    ::droooool::

    I live in fear of being frisked.

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  4. Jean KneeNovember 20, 2007 at 7:24 PM

    I live in fear of not being frisked

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  5. BeeNovember 20, 2007 at 7:42 PM

    Take your lumps girly! You were speeding you get a ticket end of story. If you wanted sympathy I would have given it to you if your post would have been about blind puppy dogs.


    Love you always Bee :o)

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  6. Jean KneeNovember 20, 2007 at 7:50 PM

    right after I got that ticket I ran over a blind puppy dog

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  7. BeeNovember 20, 2007 at 7:55 PM

    NO NO NO! Po-or po-or pu--ppy!

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  8. Jean KneeNovember 20, 2007 at 8:33 PM

    now this is weird, your last comment made me think of sling blade for some reason

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  9. jennyonthespotNovember 20, 2007 at 11:27 PM

    I love your blog title - I love things that are round:) I just got a ticket 2 weeks ago... I must look like a shifty crminal, with 2 booster seats and a car seat in the back. I'm such a threat... I feel yer pain...

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  10. UnknownNovember 21, 2007 at 12:02 AM

    You fought the law and law won.

    You need to learn to vomit on cue. Like this,

    "Sorry I was speeding officer. I was tying to get home because I'm feeling...(cue the vomit, out the car window, on the shoes.)

    Or just slow down.

    I know. It's brillant. Put the check in the mail.

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  11. Brian o vretanosNovember 21, 2007 at 2:33 AM

    Road Kill:

    Some people shouldn't be allowed on the roads. That's negligence (getting caught, I mean).

    Add libelling people on other people's blogs to your list of heinous crimes.

    Don't they have a "Three strikes and you fry/rot in jail" law in Texas, or is that somewhere else? Just wondering...

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  12. Jean KneeNovember 21, 2007 at 8:51 AM

    yes, Brian we do but I've only been caught once, I probably won't go to jail until way into next year

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  13. Jean KneeNovember 21, 2007 at 8:53 AM

    Vomit: good idea but what if I like it and turn bulemic? then what, huh? you gonna pay for my therapy??

    okay I'll slow down

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  14. elasticwaistbandladyNovember 21, 2007 at 8:55 AM

    I bribe officers with free food samples from the newspaper. Yeah I bet you never thought of using free granola bars to buy your way out of trouble have you, jean knee?

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  15. Jean KneeNovember 21, 2007 at 9:16 AM

    he looked more like a chicken wrap from McD to me sort. I f only I had your lightning quick wits

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  16. Super Happy GirlNovember 25, 2007 at 8:17 PM

    "...don't act like you never got a ticket before"

    I have never ever gotten a ticket in my life.
    Problem?

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