Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Salute to Al Gore; Finally, the Recognition Father Al Deserves




I believe political humorist NCS has summed it all up for us with her awe inspiring
poster highlighting Father Al's accomplishments.
see more here



David Letterman's
Top Ten Messages On Al Gore's Answering Machine
Top Ten



10. "Hi, Mandy from The Cheesecake Factory. You left your credit card"

9. "George W. Bush here. Congratulations on your Latin Grammy"

8. "It's Larry from Toyota. This global warming paranoia is great for business"

7. "Put on Letterman. Some idiot is going to jump over interns"

6. "This is Hillary. If you run for president, I'll snap your neck"

5. "It's Jets coach Eric Mangini. Can you play quarterback?"

4. "Ann Coulter here. Any way we can blame global warming on the Jews?"

3. "I'm calling from the EPA. Turns out there is no global warming; You're just sweating because you're getting fat"

2. "This is Jimmy Carter. Want to use our medals to score some babes?"

1. "It's Cheney. Watch your back, Jack"



Mr. Gore and his wife Tipper spoke with United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon at the UN Climate Change Gathering



"No, it's Lock box, L-O-C-K-B-O-X". .... jean knee


Favorite Al Gore Quotes

A zebra does not change its spots.
Al Gore

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.
Al Gore

I invented the internet.
Al Gore

I think George W. Bush has a warm, engaging personality. But, you know, the presidency is more than just a popularity contest.
Al Gore

Our democracy, our constitutional framework is really a kind of software for harnessing the creativity and political imagination for all of our people. The American democratic system was an early political version of Napster.
Al Gore


Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Al Gore


We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Al Gore

Who are these people? (To a tour guide at Monticello after seeing busts of George Washington and Ben Franklin).
Al Gore
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38 comments:

  1. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 9:28 AM

    Well at least I'm first here!

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  2. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 9:29 AM

    I wanted to mark my territory really quick so I haven't read your post yet, doing that now!

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  3. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 9:37 AM

    WOW!
    After reading his quotes I can see why you love him so much!
    The dude is a genius!!!!

    GORE 2008!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  4. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 9:55 AM

    jean knee and Al Gore sitting in a tree!
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

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  5. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 9:58 AM

    now Bee, Father Al is hot (what with his global warming and increased weight) just not in a chriss Angel HAWT kind of way

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  6. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 10:44 AM

    Yeah, Al can be his own planet, we'll call it Al-Uh-Gory!

    BWAHAHAHA! I crack myself up!

    Get it? From "allegory"...????

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  7. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 10:45 AM

    Hello???
    Is this thing on???

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  8. elasticwaistbandladyOctober 16, 2007 at 11:10 AM

    I wonder if George Washington and Ben Franklin had big busts?

    Thought For The Day:
    WWAGD
    What Would Al Gore Do?

    I'm thinking he'd probably order TWO grandslam breakfasts down at Denny's and wash it down with a glass of bubbly lard juice.

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  9. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 11:15 AM

    I'm thinking he should be fined for adding to green house gases, he eats a bean burrito every day at Taco Loco

    I added the lock box quote myself, he didn't really say that. please don't sue me Father Al

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  10. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 11:17 AM

    you know, now that I rack my brain, I don't think I've ever heard anything about Washington and Franklin's big busts. They must have that man boob thing going on though, ever notice how statues only show them from the neck up?? huh?

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  11. MelissaOctober 16, 2007 at 11:42 AM

    All hail Father Al! I don't want him to be president... but maybe he could be the king?

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  12. Brian o vretanosOctober 16, 2007 at 11:52 AM

    The Swiss like him - maybe he should stand for election over there?

    Then we'd never hear about him ever again (he even gets on the Greek news).

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  13. Super Happy GirlOctober 16, 2007 at 12:02 PM

    I'm with Melissa. President is so over rated, maybe he could be the King. I bet he would love to be called "His Majesty". He is Goreific!
    This post makes me smile Jean Knee.

    Thanks for the props yo!

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  14. Tori :)October 16, 2007 at 12:53 PM

    Woo hoo! LOVED this post!!!

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  15. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 1:01 PM

    REGARDING CHRIS ANGEL:

    You forgot to add what HAWT stood for.

    H: Heckno
    A: Alwaysno
    W: Wouldratherpokemyeyeout
    T: Thanksbutnothanks

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  16. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 1:02 PM

    And that's how I feel about that! :op

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  17. AnonymousOctober 16, 2007 at 1:08 PM

    You SHOULD HAVE seen Glenn Beck last night! Although I'm starting to think that you and he had a discussion about Al before you did your post and he taped his show?? He did a comparison piece about Al Gore and another Peace Prize nominee, a 97-yr-old Catholic woman who rescued 2500 women from the holocaust. Need we say more?
    Oh, Jeannie, I'm so pleased with your first stab at political satire:) Keep it coming, sister!!
    Heidi

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  18. Bill COctober 16, 2007 at 1:54 PM

    "You're mocking me..." - Buzz-buzz-buzz Lightyear

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  19. LisaOctober 16, 2007 at 2:48 PM

    Very funny JeanKnee! I love the quotes!

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  20. Brian o vretanosOctober 16, 2007 at 3:59 PM

    I just read an article from the New York Times about Al, how wonderful he is, and what a pity it is that he's not running for president. I'd forgotten that he was the one who got beaten by some guy named Chad...

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  21. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 4:04 PM

    oh yeeah, Chad kicked his ass down there in Florida, baby!

    He's still requesting a recount.

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  22. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 4:07 PM

    I like whole King idea. He would look cute in one of those fuzzy crowns. Tipper, though, she's a bit butch to pull off the whole queen thing.....

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  23. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 4:09 PM

    hey Heidi girl, can't believe you're out of the bloggin closet, yay! now, have you got your blog goin yet??

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  24. MillieOctober 16, 2007 at 4:20 PM

    No, he really didn't say he didn't know who GW and BF were. Seriously?

    How do the dumba**es keep getting awards?

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  25. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 4:41 PM

    http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/a/al_gore.html

    according to these guys he did.

    amazing isn't it?

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  26. Super Happy GirlOctober 16, 2007 at 4:42 PM

    I also watched Glenn Beck last night Heidi. That segment was awesome. I'm going to wait a few days for someone to post it to YouTube (i'm too lazy to do it).

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  27. Super Happy GirlOctober 16, 2007 at 4:43 PM

    Did I say "lazy"? HA! I meant super vusy with my super busy life, creating inspiring
    posters!
    Yeah.

    Z

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  28. Super Happy GirlOctober 16, 2007 at 5:00 PM

    vusy?
    That's "busy" in Zorro-speak.

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  29. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 5:06 PM

    I read a transcript from his web site just now...

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  30. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 5:13 PM

    nice Z

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  31. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 6:52 PM

    Why is it that your blog page is orange at home but black at work? Or do you change the color in the evening?

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  32. Jean KneeOctober 16, 2007 at 7:41 PM

    I'm too lazy to change the color. maybe you're just going crazy

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  33. BeeOctober 16, 2007 at 7:47 PM

    You know what? That sounds about right!

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  34. AnonymousOctober 19, 2007 at 3:37 PM

    Hello? I make fun of Father Al on my blog and get accused of being responsible for people dying in the war. You make fun of Father Al on your blog and you reel in 30-plus comments.

    That's it. I'm movin' over here.

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  35. Jean KneeOctober 19, 2007 at 8:49 PM

    incognito- I looked for your Father Al post but didn't see it.what's it called.

    the only thing actually said by me was the lockbox joke, so really I'm just restating, well, stuff

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  36. Jean KneeOctober 19, 2007 at 9:32 PM

    plus everyone knows I'm full of crap

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  37. AnonymousOctober 20, 2007 at 8:56 PM

    here it is. All I did was link to an editorial and a cartoon. OK, I guess the post before that I did make fun of him creating the internet. I even got hate mail!

    Maybe I should move to Texas!

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  38. Jean KneeOctober 20, 2007 at 9:25 PM

    father Al should be made fun of at every opportunity for this and many other buffoonery type things.

    I am sort of glad he invented the internet though..hee he hee

    at least he is a peaceful milqetoast sort, not like that fiend Arafat. remember the day you heard he was gettin the peace prize? I do. I think they decided that if they positively reinforced him for something it would make him do it more, never mind the fact that he is a

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