Sunday, September 30, 2007

Celebrity BBL

Everyone had pretty good ideas for BBL crafts. Sadly, I found that I just did not have enough BBL to make as many crafts as I'd like. I sent out a plea over Teh Internets for good citizens around the globe to share. Imagine my delight when I received not just anonymous BBL, but celebrity BBL as well. I will share just a few with you now.





The first bundle arrived from athletic superstar, O.J. Simpson (homicidal maniac)




























The following bundle arrived courtesy of comedian extraordinaire Carrot Top
















A very mysterious package arrived from mindfreak, Criss Angel. The plastic bag was filled with rather soft and smelly mindfreak BBL. When I went to photograph it, the lint was gone.









And, finally NFL quarter back, Michael Vick sent an amazingly large amount of BBL.
For some reason Polka Dot did not like it at all.





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26 comments:

  1. Brian o vretanosSeptember 30, 2007 at 3:27 PM

    Whatever you do, don't open OJ's one - it might get siezed as evidence, and you don't want your DNA anywhere near it...

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  2. elasticwaistbandladySeptember 30, 2007 at 3:39 PM

    I love you, jean knee. Will you leave me all your celebrity BBL in your will? I'll take good care of it.

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  3. Jean KneeSeptember 30, 2007 at 3:43 PM

    brian- or he may show up at my door with some of his thuggy friends to seize it himself

    I hate that guy

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  4. Jean KneeSeptember 30, 2007 at 3:47 PM

    elastic- you are getting all of my BBL and assorted BBL crafts.
    but that's not all
    I've started saving fallen hair from my hairbrush. I want to start making those hair crafts like the Victorians
    it's all yours too baby!

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  5. BeeSeptember 30, 2007 at 3:59 PM

    Did you get the one I sent you from John Wayne Gayce?

    I went to his house and stole the jar he had in his crawl space.

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  6. Special K ~ToniSeptember 30, 2007 at 4:11 PM

    Bahahaha! I love the OJ one- IF

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  7. Kimberly VanderhorstSeptember 30, 2007 at 4:55 PM

    It just makes my day to here that BBL won't be going to waste as much anymore. Bless you.

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  8. Jean KneeSeptember 30, 2007 at 5:31 PM

    bee- there will be no killer clown lint on this blog

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  9. MillieSeptember 30, 2007 at 5:40 PM

    Carrot Top's didn't surprise me much. He doesn't seem to be too big on hygiene.

    Polka Dot looks upset.

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  10. Jean KneeSeptember 30, 2007 at 6:04 PM

    Toni- yeah "if" shouldn't even be allowed in OJ's vocabulary

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  11. Jean KneeSeptember 30, 2007 at 6:05 PM

    kimberly- waste not....

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  12. Jean KneeSeptember 30, 2007 at 6:07 PM

    millie- carrot top is off all right, I once had a dream about him, kinda like the one on your post, it would make a creepy Halloween tale

    Polka hates Mikey Vick

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  13. elasticwaistbandladySeptember 30, 2007 at 6:40 PM

    Carrot Top? shaaaawwww, riiiiggghhht. He ain't man enough to be on top. Just sayin.

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  14. elasticwaistbandladySeptember 30, 2007 at 6:41 PM

    Victorians made crap out of DEAD PEOPLE'S HAIR. Are you going to die? Please don't die, Jean Knee......The Polka Dots Must Live Forever.

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  15. elasticwaistbandladySeptember 30, 2007 at 6:42 PM

    I'd like to make a joke about putting a polka dot on a Carrot Top but it is the Sabbath Day and thou shalt not make yucky jokes about second-rate comedians on the Sabbath.

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  16. Tori :)September 30, 2007 at 7:02 PM

    Oooh- make my friendship bracelet out of Criss Angels. How cool is that!

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  17. Jean KneeSeptember 30, 2007 at 9:06 PM

    elastic- if I'm leaving you something in my will I'll be dead when you get it. I'm leaving you a lock of hair to put in your heirloom brooch. you didn't lose it, did you?

    at least carrot top doesn't do those obnoxious phone commercials anymore

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  18. Jean KneeSeptember 30, 2007 at 9:08 PM

    Tori- so what do you think about chriss angel? I think he's hawt but Jean-Uh thinks he's the devil (or one of his minions)

    your Chriss Angel bracelet is in the mail as we speak

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  19. Super Happy GirlSeptember 30, 2007 at 9:14 PM

    I also wouldn't take Carrot Top's. Bet it smells :P

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  20. LisaOctober 1, 2007 at 7:56 AM

    You are so lucky to have gotten such famous BBL. I would check out e-bay. I bet you could make a fortune!

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  21. Carrot JelloOctober 1, 2007 at 9:30 AM

    How much time did you spend putting lint in little bags?
    Maybe you should be making Barbie sleeping bags with all your time, and lining them with dryer lint like I do.

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  22. BeeOctober 1, 2007 at 11:36 AM

    You don't really thin Chris Angel is hawt do you?
    He always looks like he needs a shower...

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  23. Jean KneeOctober 1, 2007 at 11:38 AM

    yeah, he's hawt. dirty, but hawt

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  24. BeeOctober 1, 2007 at 11:52 AM

    You would get tons of earwax and BBL from him for sure.

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  25. Jean KneeOctober 1, 2007 at 12:19 PM

    at didn't even think of those bonus'

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  26. Jean KneeOctober 1, 2007 at 8:40 PM

    carrot- i used the same bag, over and over. I'm tricky like that

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