Why am I having a contest? Because I have an illness where I have to constantly plan parties or work on crafts. All you have to do is guess what my former job was before I had kid. If you already know because I told you just leave a comment saying how great I am and you can still win. Do both and I'll put your name in twice. And now here is the fabulous prize for the one who guesses correctly.......................
this fabulous matching craft pack......wow I gotta Have it
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I didn't know that being crafty and handy with a glue gun was pre-requisite for the dancers down at the Lusty Lady Cabaret.
ReplyDeleteWell, you learn something new everyday!
I think you're fabulous Jean Knee! Even during your pasties and fish net days.
ReplyDeleteSee how I'm first, second, and third?
ReplyDeleteWho's stalking who now?!!!???
Grover makes for nice retro blue shag carpeting at the Infidel house.
ReplyDeleteFive comments in a row! I'm a blog dominatrix!
ReplyDeleteNo, my first name ain't baby, it's Elastic. Miss Elastic........if you're nasty!
Uh... elastic, can I have a turn now? ;)
ReplyDeleteFun stuff jean knee! I'm gonna guess a party planner... yeah... really original, but that's my guess!
And yes, you are FABULOUS!
I may have to remove your name because of that grover comment.
ReplyDeletelook at how nice Melissa's comments are
of course you have to be handy with a glue gun, how else do you think the pasties get stuck on?
jean knee, that craft pack is awesome, I hope you, erra, I win
ReplyDeleteA FAN
How long must I wait for you to comment on my latest masterpiece? Is it because I narced on Cookie Monster so I could get my cookies direct without the Monster middleman? I made a blue pimp hat out of him. It's sssssssmokin!
ReplyDeleteThe hot glue and pasties is making my boob hurt. Ow. Ow. Ow.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna guess school teacher.
Due to the deliciousness of your baking (pictures)...
ReplyDeleteBaker/Caterer?
Is that spelled right?
Evil Kitty thinks that you were a street urchin or pole dancer. Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteno, that was elastic at the air port, shameless
ReplyDeletewait a minute here! did you say Lusty Lady or crusty lady?
ReplyDeleteI am going to say you worked at Michaels or Hobby Lobby doing crafts. Yep- I suck!
ReplyDeleteEWBL- you are a serious comment whore!
Now my girls are hurting....
and you are fabulous!
A taxidermist? My dear Norman loves taxidermy.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with something obvious like an auto mechanic.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're great!
A telemarketer. Am I close?
ReplyDeleteMy real guess is a cake decorator.
ReplyDeleteI think you were a greeter at WalMart.
ReplyDeleteI think you're great
I think Elastic realllly wants to win a prize.
Or she's just a big suck up.
I'm guessing something in the chicken industry?
ReplyDeletep.s. There's no such thing as too weird, in my books. =P
Did I win yet? Or is this contest rigged?
ReplyDeletewell of course it's rigged. did you read how I will choose the winner? there's only one prize, but you can win if you guess right or say something nice-somebody's gettin the shaft.
ReplyDeleteso far these contestants have said something nice:Melissa, Toni, Lisa,carrot--- so unless the rest of you guess my job correctly you won't win
okey dokey, you were a fire fighter and you are the best hacker I know...
ReplyDeleteyou were a guard at a correctional facility?
ReplyDeletethat last guess was close
ReplyDeleteYou didn’t say how many guesses we could guess:
ReplyDelete-You made jeans at a famous jeans factory.
-You had a taxidermy shop
-You were a librarian (in the kids' section)
-You made cocktails are a famous Beverly Hills joint.
You were a Hacker!
ReplyDelete(Did I win? Did I?)
(Hmm?)
School teacher??
ReplyDeleteI really want to win...
You were a cop, a teacher at a prison, a clerk at a jail
ReplyDeleteA school counselor---and remember you're super duper cool!!
ReplyDeletecontest is over, get outta here
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