Thursday, April 1, 2010

Pondering

There's a dead kangaroo on the side of the road,
does anyone wish it was Nancy Pelosi?



I wrote this poem after seeing an actual dead kangaroo on the side of the road.

I know.

24 comments:

  1. That was beautiful..and yes I do.

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  2. Couldn't you find anything to rhyme with pelosi?

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  3. It wasn't the kind that rhymes. It's the kind that makes you all philosophical like.

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  4. the kangaroo was out there for two days, finally someone took it away.

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  5. I want to live in your country jean knee but with live kangroos instead of dead.

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  6. Here is my poem:

    My skin is itchy. I wonder if there are apples in the kitchen.

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  7. rosy, cosy, dozy, mosey, "no, see!", "go see"...

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  8. All poetry should rhyme, otherwise how can you tell it's a poem?

    I wonder, since my skin is itchin'
    if there's any apples in the kitchen.

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  9. you can tell it's a poem if it touches you deep in your heart like Bee's poem did just now.

    awesome work Bee

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  10. Are you sure that wasn't indigestion from a kangeroo burger?

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  11. that poor kangaroo was from a rescue I'm sure. We don't eat them here although I'm sure they are tasty, that thing was huge.

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  12. Bee, have you noticed Brian always showing off his poetry prowess? Do you think he's trying to compensate for, uhhh, something?

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  13. Holy crap, Brian! That's some great rhyming skills!

    jean knee, you and I get each other cuz we're both on the other side of sane.

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  14. You're suffering from Aeneas envy, Jean Knee...

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  15. I just spewed my anemic decaf hot tea just now

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  16. Does a stripper have boobs if there's nobody there to see them?

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  17. of course not. Just like I don't have a big ass when there's no one there to see it

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  18. Me and my hot bod agree with you!

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  19. A dead kangaroo in Texas? It was probably culture shock.

    They eat them in Australia -- and they are not tasty.

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  20. I thought you lived in the US.

    What other fibs have you told us Jean Knee?!?

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  21. BTW, I told my husband about your plate stealing adventure.

    I messed it all up. *Sigh*

    Now you're gonna have to fix it when we come visit you.
    Sorry.

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  22. I love you, and I just plagiarized your poem on Facebook.

    Thought you'd want to know.

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