Um, Jean Knee, there has been some sort of mistake here. See, I was supposed to win the cocksuckers. It's ok, we all make mistakes. I understand. So, I will just wait patiently by my mailbox until they show up and there will be no hard feelings, ok?
You know, because I did all that whoring for you and had the word "cock sucker" on my blog so many times and now my family, who are all Catholic Priests and Nuns, think that I am in need of some sort of retreat in the mountains because of my bad behavior and all. And I didn't see Dan do any whoring at all. You know, not that I'm telling on him or anything. But you just have to understand that I WANT THOSE COCKSUCKERS NOW LADY!!
That was great! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteThat should keep him quiet for a while...
ReplyDeleteUm, Jean Knee, there has been some sort of mistake here.
ReplyDeleteSee, I was supposed to win the cocksuckers.
It's ok, we all make mistakes.
I understand.
So, I will just wait patiently by my mailbox until they show up and there will be no hard feelings, ok?
You know, because I did all that whoring for you and had the word "cock sucker" on my blog so many times and now my family, who are all Catholic Priests and Nuns, think that I am in need of some sort of retreat in the mountains because of my bad behavior and all.
ReplyDeleteAnd I didn't see Dan do any whoring at all. You know, not that I'm telling on him or anything.
But you just have to understand that
I WANT THOSE COCKSUCKERS NOW LADY!!
Tracy: What were all those priests and nuns googling for that led them to your blog?
ReplyDeletemaybe you can make a deal with Dan, then the cocksucker will be yours. all yours
ReplyDeleteI had to hide the cock suckers in a high cabinet so my kid wouldn't see them. after they can read your fun's all over
ReplyDeleteHuh? What did Dan do to deserve your cock suckers?? He doesn't even post that often. That's okay. I'll wrestle them from him. ;o)
ReplyDeleteI put all the names in a bowl and drew one out and it was Dan.
ReplyDeleteI started to leave Dan & Brian out since they're men but hey I didn't.
I win again! I'm on a roll!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope they taste like chicken.
I do want to send on of mines to Tracy...mental picture!
Dan - You can just forward those to me. Consider it payment for the bet you lost in DECEMBER. I'm owed. Cock. sucker.
ReplyDeleteYeah, whatever Dan*
ReplyDeleteActually I am the winner becuase that's what my mom said.
So there.
*Alright, Congrats.
No cocks were harmed in the making of those... were they?
ReplyDeletesend one to Ronda....two are better then one, even better mental picture!!
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