Thursday, March 26, 2009

New Shop Opening and Giveaway


Opening at last: The Polka Dot Cock!!!! Yeaaaaaah baby!!! You knew it was coming and now here it is. A shop specializing in lollipops modelled after my rooster, Mr.Cocka-Doodle-Doo. He's so excited. Aren't they the kewwllest things ever? You know you want one. For free.


So here's what yer gonna do. Check out my shop http://polkadotcock.etsy.com/ then leave me some feed back here. I'll know if you cheat and don't visit the shop so just do it. I'll pick a winner after I've milked it awhile. If you link my shop I'll throw your name in twice.


Yeah I'm whoring my shop on my blog--so?
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18 comments:

  1. Brian o vretanosMarch 26, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    I'm not sure - I expect they probably rot your teeth. What do they taste like?

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  2. Jean KneeMarch 26, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    they are a delicious cinnamon flavor



    brush your teeth after

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  3. ReformingGeekMarch 26, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get the cocks to the shops why else?

    Umm....cinnamon!

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  4. BeeMarch 26, 2009 at 9:30 PM

    Oh my God! Oh my God I love it and I want one sooo bad!!! SOOOOO BAD!

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  5. Super Happy GirlMarch 27, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    BRIAN!

    I am all for whoring on your blog. Whore that cock Jean Knee.

    I love cinnamon.
    The End.

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  6. DanMarch 27, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    Brian, if you want to know what it taste like you have to suck Jean's cock.

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  7. Jean KneeMarch 27, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    uhh, Brian you'll have to suck my cock to find out.



    I may have to delete this comment

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  8. Tracy Rambles On And OnMarch 28, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    Jean Knee,
    I think you should be allowed to do whatever you want on your blog, including whoring! It is your blog, afterall!
    By the way, I visited your Polka Dot Cock shop and I am, not only impressed with you talent and imagination, but I willing admit that those are the only cocksuckers that I have ever fallen in love with!
    And because I want to win those Cock Suckers so badly, not only did I put a link in my sidebar to your shop, I also stole a picture from your shop of the suckers and put it with the link too! (please don't sue me for stealing your cock sucker picture, I am trying to boost your sales afterall!)
    I think that I deserve to be entered atleast five times since I linked to you, put the words Cock Suckers in bold lettering on my sidebar on my blog that my mother, in-laws, extended family, and church going Aunt read regularly, and I put a picture of them up too.
    May the best person win.

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  9. Tracy Rambles On And OnMarch 28, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    Just to clarify, my use of the words "Best Person" in my first comment really mean:
    1. The one who kisses your ass the most.
    and
    2. Me

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  10. Tracy Rambles On And OnMarch 28, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    Also, I hope the Eleventh commenter wins.

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  11. Tracy Rambles On And OnMarch 28, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    And by "eleventh" I meant ME again.

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  12. Jean KneeMarch 28, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    Yes Tracy you have stumbled upon the real meaning of blog whoring.

    You don't buy anything yourself, you merely link my shop and have your readers buy something from me.


    I don't sell to friends or family except one time I sold to NCS when she bought bacon without me knowing it but that's prolly okay because I didn't become rich

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  13. aubreyannieMarch 28, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    i want one.

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  14. elasticwaistbandladyMarch 29, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    Meanwhile, down at the Polka Dot Cock......

    It's better than your Regal Beagle lollipop line idea.

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  15. elasticwaistbandladyMarch 29, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    I just wanna know: Is your cock candy hard or do you have problems with it going soft right in the middle of the eating experience?

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  16. Elastic Hates Dan SocietyApril 1, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    I HATE DAN!!!

    I didn't want to make him feel bad by posting that uncharitable sentiment on the above post, though. Hiding my loathing of Dan down here is much more socially acceptable.

    Dan and his cocksuckers.....

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  17. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    Hello. And Bye.

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