Have you noticed this
kewl thing I have in my shop. What is it? I don't know. What do you use it for? I don't know.
WTF? I don't know.
It has Edward on it and that drives chicks wild except for me
cuz he generally looks girlie, but I can see some
hawtness in this photo.
Whazup with this post jean Knee? I don't know, I don't want to clean my craft
hoard house for a party on Sunday so I'm posting inane things here and on my craft blog and also emailing people completely boring stuff.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm really glad that you don't want to clean. You should have parties more often.
ReplyDeleteNot because I think you should live in squallor, or because I think your craft hoard should take over your house, or because I want you to be embarrassed when your party guests arrive and disappear under piles of crafting, but because it'll make you post more often.
I'm a little disappointed that I haven't received a boring email, though...
My mother's other half is expert at being boring - maybe I should put you in touch with him, and he could give you a few pointers.
ReplyDeleteOne Christmas I had to listen to him expound for several hours on the subject of his petrol strimmer. In particular how he'd managed to buy one so cheaply. When I was married we'd take turns to be bored at Christmas. One year she'd do it, the next I'd have to. Now it's just me.
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ReplyDeleteyou could sell that comment, maybe beef it up a bit, for an insomnia cure. Maybe tape him next time and his mere voice could lure you into a fugue
ReplyDeleteTaping is a good idea, though I'm not sure they make tapes that are long enough. He talks in a very slow, careful, measured way.
ReplyDeleteMy attempt at a counter-attack on the subject of the Cyprus Problem met with utter failure, My mother knows too much about it to be bored.
next time talk about toe jam and watch their response
ReplyDeleteOK, after reading all the comments I can't remember what the post was about. That was very entertaining... but now I'm wondering, what's a petrol strimmer? I know what petrol is but I had no idea it had to be "strimmed." Very interesting.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and Edward's hot in his girly-boyness
WHy am I 10?
ReplyDeleteWell, at least I am 11th now.
ReplyDeleteWOO HOOO 11th!
PS: 11 is the new First.
I did visit your Super Awesome Etsy store yesterday (before you went all hardcore and posted again) because I saw the Movie Edward picture and all that.
ReplyDeleteI want to be boring too.
ReplyDeleteI guess I can't be as boring as you Jean Knee.
ReplyDeleteYou win again.
Congrats.
I just checked my e-mail!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was so completely boring :D
Is he the new "Dreamy Guy" that girls are screaming and screeching over these days?
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. I think he looks a little, oh what's the word?
Girly boy-ish..Friend of Dorothy-ish.
And it looks like he hasn't washed his hair in a while.
Ugh..I wonder what kind of guy will be the "dreamy one" when my girls are at the age of screeching and screaming.
I am so not looking forward to that stage.
A metrosexual vampire! Quick, hand me that wooden stake and string of garlic......and maybe throw in something to mess up his hair. Yeah, that's the surest way to kill a metrosexual vampire.
ReplyDeleteStill not an Edward fan... you're right about looking a bit girlie...
ReplyDeleteI hope you swabbed the Edward picture with a lot of white glitter.
ReplyDeleteMetrosexual vampire? *snort*
ReplyDeleteThe best way to kill those kind, I hear, is to cancel his appointment with the manicurist, and to make him wear clothes from Goodwill. They crumble into dust simply from the shame of it all.
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