You know how I like to beat a dead horse, right? Well some of you are doubters. You don't think that was really Ted Nugent in line behind me at Drug emporium. Or you might think I made it up. Let's get something straight, I never make up my blog posts. I know it seems like an inordinate amount of interesting things happen to me. They just do, I can't explain it.
I guess I should tell you Ted lives only about ten miles away from me. It is hunting season and his dogs undoubtedly love milk bones. And yes that was absolutely Ted Nugent behind me at Drug Emporium. You can't really get him mixed up with anyone else. Not even here in Podunk Texas.
So I emailed Ted with a link to my post about him and what did I find? He has a free email which he won't answer and one you can pay $30.00 to subscribe to and he will answer. I used the free one and since he hasn't commented I know for sure he got it. That man is a freaking genius. So now, for a limited time only you can subscribe for $20.00 per year to my blog and I will personally answer all your comments. That's a ten dollar savings over Ted.
Now that's a bargain.
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll answer all your commenters for £10
ReplyDeleteBrian:
ReplyDeleteWhat a great thought, and a wonderful suggestion thankyou for that
[Jean Knee: You owe me £10 so far]
uh, this hasn't worked out exactly like I planned it
ReplyDeletehmmm
I just noticed my keyboard doesn't have a pound sign
That means you won't be able to forge the £10 notes - you'll have to get real ones to send me...
ReplyDeleteyes, wait out by the mailbox
ReplyDeletethey'll be there soon.
I bet you don't have a Euro sign either
ReplyDelete€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€
nope, I don't go for those communist type euro coins. it's the devil's work to combine currencies
ReplyDeleteSee how Ted hasn't even commented? Once again he read my email
ReplyDeletemaybe soon I'll get a commenter you can comment to
my tomorrow evening by the very latest
That's just so amazing - Ted Nugget himself reads your blog... I'm awed.
ReplyDeleteEleventh!!!
ReplyDeleteYou can also get a 5 year subscription to Ted's mail thing for $100.
ReplyDeleteI missed that bargain
ReplyDeleteI did see where you can do rock talk or hunter talk
wonder what would happen if you asked a hunting question on rock talk?
I hate web sites where crap blares out of the speaker automatically, so I won't be spending $30 to find out, I'm afraid...
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's schizophrenic?
mine's on mute so darn I missed it
ReplyDelete*Pushes Brian out of the way*
ReplyDeleteHi Jean Knee! See, I'll let ou anwer my comment for free (and if Brian tries to answer my comment I'll sue him -in an American court- for blog copyright answering/commenting/post/blog owner infrigment! We will win and because I'll sue him in euros and dollars and pounds we'll have a butt load of dough, then built us an island in Europe and name it Isle of Cock and we'll have the dollar for currency and not the euro money with its weird signs. Then we'll rent out our wonderful island for movies and one day Brad Pitt will come to the Isle of Cock and it will be like it was destined.
Oh yeah, so Ted.
ReplyDeleteWhat up Ted?
Hey there darlin' it took me a while to mosey on over from my animal shootin' but here I am.
ReplyDeleteYou looked cute with your purtty blond hair all tousled.
Whydda buy the adult diapers for??
I charge $50 for a handshake so his $30 is a bargain.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that was really Ted cuz, yo I don't have blond hair
ReplyDeleteNCS- that would so make a great screen play.
ReplyDeletethe movie would sell out worldwide
No wait Bee, you got it backwards you pay people $50.00 not to touch you with their soft man hands
ReplyDeletesoft and manly, gentle caresses
and wow is that a man pedicure you're sportin?
Oh yeah the first 100 people to comment get me to answer their comment for free
ReplyDeleteno charge whatsoeveh
"crickets chirping"
ReplyDeleteEwww soft hands ewwwwwww!!
ReplyDeleteTed Nugent is color blind, jean knee and the last picture you posted had you with blond hair and goopy stuff on your face.
ewwwwww
ReplyDeleteOh and Brad Pitt at the Isle of Cocks?
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Let it be known that NCS is not only a member but the President.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. NCS is Jean Knee's #1 Fan.
Yes siree.
I'd take Gordon Lightfoot over Ted Nugent, any day.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, I forgot about the blond highlights
ReplyDeleteoh the horror! Gordon Lightfoot?
ReplyDeleteYou didn't mention what currency. I've got some Monopoly money right here. We never bother with the $1,$5,$10 in the game anyway...
ReplyDeleteomgosh too funny yes Ted is unmistakable thats for sure...lol.. what fun..my hubby would have loved to have been there seeing that he has to watch all of his hunting shows...hugs, lisa
ReplyDeleteHmm. Ted Nugent not leaving you comments for free. Brilliant. Inspiring.
ReplyDeleteWho's Gordon Lightfoot?
ReplyDeleteWhy Ted Nugent?
ReplyDeleteActually, I don't think I even know who Ted Nugent is. At first, I thought he was a anchorman on CNN. Now I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteThis post gave me Cat Scratch Fever.
ReplyDeleteI'm suing.
Wango Tango 4 EVER!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know what would amuse me? If Ted Nugent owned some donkeys seeing as how he likes to spew anti-Dem vitriol all the time.
(I'm not saying the man isn't right. He's just a tad too crazy for my taste and I don't like that he's supposed to be a representative of the conservatives.)