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Did I mention the playhouse and playground in our park like back yard? No. Well there is also a new deck to watch the kids play in the water and a spot for the barbeque, too.
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I've been lurking on your site for the for the past...week? or so. I haven't made any comments because, mostly, I feel unworthy to comment. Your comment section is...er, well, it seems to have a life of its own.
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Caroline has been singing that song for the last four days and I can't get it out of my head. Just thought I would plant it in everyone elses too. YOU'RE WELCOME!
Is it really your birthday on Thursday? It's my son's birthday. Maybe you could give me son insights into what makes a Gemini tick. Well, I'd be happy with, why does he whine when he talks. Surely that's not because I've been indulgent. It's because of his sun sign, right?
I never thought I'd be answering to nobody but here goes. No my birthday isn't on thurs. I thought Thurs. was Elastic's birthday so we're pretending it is, but her real birthday is today.
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ReplyDeleteDid I mention the playhouse and playground in our park like back yard? No. Well there is also a new deck to watch the kids play in the water and a spot for the barbeque, too.
Hurry. I may need to pull some junk out of storage that I had to hide so you would think that I am a neat and tidy person all the time. I'm gonna need some of it soon. Pretty please hurry.
That is all.
Thanks JK for allowing us this amazing opportunity to advertised on your message board.
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This message is for Jean Knee ONLY (no of yous should read it, I'm warning you, this is a personal message from me to Jean Knee, all other non-Jean Knee DO NOT read it under penalty of LAW)
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Caroline has been singing that song for the last four days and I can't get it out of my head. Just thought I would plant it in everyone elses too.
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