I've never done anything like this before, but, oh baby I'll do it again.
Elastic fixed it all up for us. I never saw it coming, the most awesome sox I've ever had. Can I get a cigarette here? ahhhhh
Lori sent me the absolute kewwwlest socks with my Mr.Cocka-Doodle-Doo's picture right on them. How did she get him to stay still long enough to paint his portrait? I have no idea.
My cock sox rock, ya'll!
And as if that weren't enough she sent me a four pack . My favorite here are the ones that say Bite Me. Love 'em all Lori, Thank you!!!
The croc head's jealous but whatcha gonna do?
Apparently you need to get yourself some croc sox.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I'm FIRST? I beat bee?
ReplyDelete?!?!?!?!?
Strange. I never thought I'd actually make it here--jean knee, your comments are always so outta control, how does one become FIRST?
ReplyDeletewow.
I feel so honored.
I feel so honored that I can't stop typing, as a matter of fact. I feel compelled to keep leaving comments.
ReplyDeleteAbout absolutely nothing.
ReplyDeleteBecause I can.
ReplyDeleteAnd because no one can stop me.
ReplyDeleteLook! I'm EIGHTH!!!
ReplyDeleteWHEE!!
11 th is a very coveted spot, keep going!
ReplyDeleteCock sox.
ReplyDeleteHmmm.
Wynne and her super cat are out of control Jean Knee.
ReplyDelete*****Coveted 11th spot******
ReplyDelete*****Awarded to ME**********
11TH!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yeah, how did anyone beat Bee?
ReplyDeleteWhere's Bee?
HEY! I like all your socks, they are kewl.
What is it with all these oversoxed bloggers? Maybe it's the heat...
ReplyDeleteNICE!! I was going to knit you some but I couldn't get the cock just right.
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
NCS, Bee was busy being surrogate mami for a 5 year old whose mami just had a baby.
ReplyDeleteBoy am I tired!!! It ain't easy being Tia Bee ya' know! ;o)
Oh yeah, my sister's tired too.
Your hot sox post rox!
ReplyDeletewow, this post and comments are almost like a Dr. Seuss book
ReplyDeleteCool sox Jean Knee!!! I love 'em!
ReplyDeleteYou guys should do a panty exchange next and post and model them next.
ReplyDeleteAm I first to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY?
ReplyDeleteYesssssssss
I put Lori up to a seemingly insurmountable task in impressing you with some awesome socks and she succeeded!!!
ReplyDeleteBecause everyone should own a pair of cox sox.
I made you something for your birthday. I still have to find a big enough envelope. And then I have to decorate it. And then I have to kiss it goodbye. And then I have to curse out the always malfunctioning postage machine. And then I'll have to mail it.
ReplyDeleteIt's a process but it's all done in the name of love.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!!
I wanted to be first, but oh well.
ReplyDeleteIt's yo birthday!!!
It's for you, about you and all you.
make a wish jean knee!
Feliz Cumpleaños a ti
ReplyDeleteFeliz Cumpleaños a ti
Feliz Cumpleaños querida Jean Knee
Feliz Cumpleaños a tiiiiiiiii!!
Balloons!
ReplyDeleteDancing dogs!
Confetti!
Cake!
Χρόνια πολλά!
ReplyDeleteThis is my video dedication for your special day Jean Knee!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy!
Do you scissor kicks Jean Knee!
ReplyDeleteIt's your day!
I'm stomping three times for you!
ReplyDeleteWe are going to bed now Jean Knee, but you'll better be ready to do some lady flips later.
ReplyDeleteIt's yo birthday!
I have received my dotty sox! Thank you and have a fantastic birthday! : )
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy
ReplyDeleteBirthday
ReplyDeleteJean
ReplyDeleteKnee!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to Jean Knee!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHope it's all dotty!
Wick wicky wicky wack!
ReplyDeleteAre ya ready to party Jean knee?!?!?
It's yo birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
ReplyDeleteParty!
ReplyDeletePart at Jean Knee's!!!!
WAKE UP JEAN KNEE!!
ReplyDeleteYO BIRTHDAY!!
Jean Knee is out celebrating her bday.
ReplyDeleteA happy birthday to you.
Happy Birthday, you chicken-lovin, croc-huggin, polka-dot-bedecked woman.
ReplyDeleteHope it's a wonderful one.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope you're doing something remarkably fun right now. Really fun. More fun than explosives.
ReplyDeleteFireworks would be good, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Jean Knee,
ReplyDeleteA little Bee told me it was your birthday! So I'm here to say
Happy Happy Birthday To You!
To you!
Happy Happy Birthday to You!
To You!
Happy Birthday Jean knee!
And the sox are great!
Love Tracy
I don't have nuts but yet I feel strangely compelled to want to buy every last single one of the nut cups from your etsy shop.
ReplyDeleteHow about Mexican nut cups done up in the Mexican flag colors?
ReplyDeleteI would very much like to buy my Papi some Mexican nut cups for his B-Day.
Happy Birthday! NCS made me do it! But I was glad to! Happy Birthdaay! It actually was father al that made me do it. Isn't he awesome! I am sad to see May go, all these b-days has made it too much fun. Happy Birthdayagain bye
ReplyDeleteDarlingist jean knee,
ReplyDeleteIn honor of your birthday, we have a song prepared for you.
(Ready?)
♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫
ReplyDelete♫ You belong in a zoo ♫
ReplyDelete*whispering*
ReplyDeleteNo! Nooo! We were going to do the nice version, you reject from the purse factory!
*whispering as well*
ReplyDeleteRubbishin' me isn't gonna do you no favors, mate. Only a drongo would sing the version you want t' do.
*whispering*
ReplyDeleteOoooOOOoooOOOO....
I have come back from the dead to tell you:
Is it my turn for the solo yet? Is it? Huh?
NOOOO!
ReplyDeleteCan't any of you follow simple directions?!? By the comb of cock!
Can we just go again, from the top?
*glaring at all and sundry**
ReplyDelete*whispering*
ReplyDeleteAnd a 1 and a 2 and a...
♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫
ReplyDelete♫ You smell like dog poo ♫
ReplyDeleteBAAAAK! Bak bak BAAAAAK!
ReplyDelete*crowing loudly*
#$$@^&$$%%!!!
*more angry crowing*
OoooOOOoooOOOO....
ReplyDeleteI have come back from the dead to tell you:
Whoa. Someone has his tailfeathers in a bind.
AAACK!
ReplyDelete*preening a little*
Really.
Can we just be a little more adult about this, please?
*snickers*
ReplyDeleteYou said it, mate. Let's give it a burl.
♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫
ReplyDelete♫ Givin' hand-jobs in the--
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY 'ADULT.'
ReplyDeletePeep peep peep?
ReplyDeleteNever you mind what that is, Max. You don't have hands, anyway.
ReplyDeleteCroc, if I can't have your cooperation, I'll just BAN you from the song.
OoooOOOoooOOOO....
ReplyDeleteI have come back from the dead to tell you:
I am unbelievable bored by all this.
OoooOOOoooOOOO....
ReplyDeleteI have come back from the dead to tell you:
Or, rather, 'unbelievably bored,' not 'unbelievable bored.'
(You criticize me? Yeah, well, you try typing when you've been dead for awhile and are frozen solid from being in a freezer. Kinda hard to moooooove.)
*sigh*
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll have to do it all by myself.
Aw, quit your whinging! We'll sing for the sheila. No worries.
ReplyDelete♫ Happy Birthday to You! ♫
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDelete♫ WE REALLY LIKE YOU ♫
♫ Happy Birthday dear Jean Knee ♫
ReplyDelete♫ WE LIKE YOU, IT'S TRUE! ♫
ReplyDelete*hits the cymbals*
ReplyDeletewow, this is better than those pansy ass Abbott & Costello dudes any day.
ReplyDeleteI feel famous, I really do
Peep peep peep, peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep. Peep cheep cheep!
ReplyDeleteYAY!!! That's what I'm talking about!
ReplyDeletePARTY!!!
♫ Happy Birthday dear Jean Knee ♫
ReplyDelete♫ Happy Birthday to you ♫
Have a Rockin' Birthday
happy birthday, jean knee!!
ReplyDeleteSweet sox. Hope you had a great birthday!!
ReplyDeleteUh... happy birthday??
ReplyDelete:) Hope it was so fun!
Actually, "Dan" I was talked into a "panty exchange" last year - but the girl whose name was at the top of my list specified "thongs - size XS" so I quit the exchange out of hatred for her. True story.
ReplyDelete92 comments - Come On, Folks! We've got to get to 100 for the Birthday Celebration...
ReplyDelete93:
ReplyDeleteAccording to Wiki:
Ninety-three is the twenty-eighth distinct biprime and the ninth of the form (3.q). The aliquot sum of 93 is 35 within the aliquot sequence (93,35,13,1,0) 93 being the fourth composite number in the 13-aliquot tree. 93 is the first number in the third triplet of three consecutive distinct biprimes, 93, 94 and 95.
Don't ask me what any of that means...
94 East was a Minneapolis funk group formed in 1977, which included Prince
ReplyDelete95: The atomic number of americium
ReplyDelete96 Is a Texas State Highway
ReplyDelete97 is the number of ancient Pyramids known to exist in Egypt.
ReplyDelete98: The dial code for Iran
ReplyDelete99 Read Balloons...
ReplyDelete100!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYAY
YAYYYYY
Sorry Brian. I had nothing witty to say, so I just made it about me.
ReplyDeleteI mean...about jean Knee.
ReplyDeleteYeah.
Love those sox!! You'll have to be careful that Mr. CDD doesn't steal them from you.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Late Birthday! Hope it was a good one :)
Ok everybody!!
ReplyDeleteWe've got to get to 150 for the Birthday Celebration...
no?
150???!!!!
ReplyDeleteWho says?
I'm game. But I have to go to bed now. I will be back in the AM and I'll post all the way to 150 if no one's done it yet.
ReplyDeleteBECAUSE I LOVE* JEAN KNEE!!!!
ReplyDelete*meaning I care about her, but not in any romantic way. I just dig** her.
ReplyDelete**meaning, I think her polka dots are cool? Not that I'm digging a grave for her (this birthday was her last) or her ice-pop fish.
ReplyDeleteHApPY 2 dAyS aftER the B-DAy JeaN KneE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, must go to bed now before husband starts complaining.
ReplyDeleteZZZZzzzz
ReplyDeletezzzz
ReplyDeleteZZZzzz [SNORT!] zzzZZZZZzzzz
ReplyDeletezzzz...mmm...muffins...zzzzzz
ReplyDeletezzz...[snort!] I'm up, I'm up.
ReplyDeleteWhere is everybody?
ReplyDeleteWhy, who is going to help me get to 150 comments?
ReplyDeleteWill you help me, duck?
ReplyDeleteQuack off, you quack.
ReplyDeleteWill you help me, little dog?
ReplyDeleteWoof? No.
ReplyDeleteWhat about you, Little Red Hen?
ReplyDeleteThis is copyright infringement, I'll have you know.
ReplyDeleteI'm calling my lawyers.
Fine, fine. I'll just do it myself.
ReplyDeleteI said I would.
ReplyDeleteAnd so I will.
ReplyDeleteBecause sometimes, 150 comments is a good goal to reach for.
ReplyDeleteBut if they are mostly done by one person, does it count?
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteWill jean knee think that I am stocking her?
ReplyDeleteNah. After all, I sent her no sox.
ReplyDeleteWill jean knee still think she is special if all her comments come from just one?
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. So many preceding comments have come from so many others!
ReplyDeleteTrue. Then I won't worry so much.
ReplyDeleteBut what will I comment about?
ReplyDeleteNothing. Like an episode of Seinfeld. Sure.
ReplyDeleteThis would be a lot more fun if someone else showed up.
ReplyDelete*****IDEA!!!******
Be back soon.
Idea came to nothing. Back to square one.
ReplyDeleteComment 140. Only ten more driveling nothings to type! This can be done! Hooray!
ReplyDeleteJean
ReplyDeleteKnee
ReplyDeletereally
ReplyDeleteneeds
ReplyDeletesome
ReplyDeletecroc
ReplyDeletelegwarmers
ReplyDeleteto keep
ReplyDeletethe cock sox
ReplyDeletecompany.
ReplyDeletewowsa Wynne, I guess you're making up for lost time during your blogging break
ReplyDeleteHOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteWay to go Wynne!
Happy belated birthday! Sorry I missed it, but I was busy (still) celebrating mine. :)
ReplyDeleteLove the Brian sox!
Jean Knee - I'm so glad that you like the sox! My hubby searched for the perfect sox for ya! LMAO He is so funny like that. I say I'm looking for something specific and the man spends a good hour searching it out...lol.
ReplyDeleteThe "don't make me beg" sox were my fav's. lol I may have to go buy me some of those.
This was fun and I was proud to be the one to buy YOUR sox...SI trusted me with you...however, you did come with a warning..rofl
HUGS