When they "retired" Rudolph his antlers became a bottle opener and his nose stuck into a jar of maraschino cherries that sits at Santa's personal strip club/bar The North Pole.
All those missed opportunities! - someone should set up a restaurant in LA called "As seen on TV", or whatever. "Eat a piece of cinematic history". Together with the T-shirts.
Think how much money could have been made by Lassie, the winged stars of "The Birds", etc...
You'd have thought they'd at least stuff them - that would be worth a bit...
You don't how long I've waited to drop a few horny jokes on your blog, jean knee.
ReplyDeleteWhen they "retired" Rudolph his antlers became a bottle opener and his nose stuck into a jar of maraschino cherries that sits at Santa's personal strip club/bar The North Pole.
ReplyDeleteThis is just a bit twisted.:+) Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS JUST WRONG!
ReplyDeleteOh hey jean knee! Does it serve a dual purpose to let say... pick your nose? Or your ear?
ReplyDeleteOKAY MY WARDEN SAYS IT'S BED TIME!!
ReplyDeleteLater Alli-ster (you thought I was gonna say alligator didn't you?)
OH NOES!!!
ReplyDeleteYikes Jean Knee.
ReplyDeleteThe reindeer alliance coalition of the antler PEOPLE might boycott your blog...OH NOES!!
Now that should come with a health warning - you'll have someone's eye out...
ReplyDeleteIt's a good idea, though.
I've got one of those in my kitchen drawer.
ReplyDelete(I ate Rudolph last fall while I was in Finland.)
Does that make me a bad person?
elastic--oh just the thought of Santa stripping and straddling a pole is just too much for this meager mind to comprehend
ReplyDeletedo you think he gets lots of tips
stuff it reindeer lovers
ReplyDeleteBee-- I haven't picked anything with it, it still has the tags on it
ReplyDeleteNCS- never fear, there are always other sick and demented readers to take their place
ReplyDeleteBrian, it's from Finland where they assume you have common sense, I think
ReplyDeletecompulsive-we must have a matched pair.
ReplyDeleteno way, rudolph was tasty,huh?
I wanted to print a t shirt that said " I Ate Babe"
but for some reason they gave those pigs to homes that swore they wouldn't eat them.
I'm thinkin at least a few were eaten in the cold February morning when only babe bacon could hit the spot
And this is where I send my kids out of the room... :)
ReplyDeleteBabe Food:
ReplyDeleteAll those missed opportunities! - someone should set up a restaurant in LA called "As seen on TV", or whatever. "Eat a piece of cinematic history". Together with the T-shirts.
Think how much money could have been made by Lassie, the winged stars of "The Birds", etc...
You'd have thought they'd at least stuff them - that would be worth a bit...
When the cock goes, are you gonna have it's feet bronzed and made into a key-ring??
ReplyDeleteBrian, I think you may be onto something there
ReplyDeleteBee- no way he's going into the waffle maker 4000
ReplyDeleteI might pour salt on the fish and make a mummy out of him, we tried it with a turtle, it's still trying to dry all the way out--I'll let ya know
I wonder which reindeer that was...one of the less known I bet.
ReplyDeleteLike in Star Trek, the less known guy always goes.
MICHAELANGELO! NOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteSo you're trying to keep the shell?
ReplyDeleteIs it mushy?
That's. What. She. Said!
What? You don't make chandeliers out of them? Where's your sense of class?
ReplyDelete"it's from Finland where they assume you have common sense, I think"
ReplyDeleteWell, you know what happens when people assume.
Bee- the turtle isn't mushy it just has a slight odor...
ReplyDeleteMillie--yikes, forgot about the asuming assumption thing
ReplyDeleteNo one expects the Spanish Inquisition either!
ReplyDeleteouch!
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