the erection in the background is my house. see the cracked slab> see that small cement cover doodad next to Mr.CCD, that is a cover for the septic tank, I'm sure it has a name but I doubt anyone still living knows what it is sorry to be a disappointment architecturally speaking
Ok let me get this straight (that'swahtshesaid): On WW I can say stuff like "Hey, look at that cock next to the box" and stuff without fears of JK making fun of me, right, right?
At least there are no bushes next to your house otherwise Elastic would have left a comment of this nature "That's a big bush next to that cock." It's like I'm getting wireless signals from her mind.
Brian said... Johnson: I think something's getting lost in the trans-atlantic translation. I hope you're not trying to be smutty. It's not clever, you know.
You're right Brian, cheap talk about Johnsons is beneath me
So Andy just came home and he is the expert of all dirty joke related stuff- I stand corrected. It's not a Johnson, it's a Long John... I laughed for 10 minutes straight but then I thought I should come clean. OOPS! :o) It's a good thing I'm cute and cuddly!
A sight I'd never thought I'd see! A cock yanking a johnson...!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI repeat:
ReplyDeleteA cock yanking a johnson...!!!!!!!!!
I'd worry, jean knee, cuz it looks like he's enjoying it.
ReplyDeleteYou made me drop my cookie in my coffee!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm gonna have the weird sludge at the bottom...
That's what she said
ReplyDeleteewww sludge
ReplyDeletemmmm coffee
I may be a bad influence on that rooster
ReplyDeleteJohnson: I think something's getting lost in the trans-atlantic translation. I hope you're not trying to be smutty. It's not clever, you know.
ReplyDeleteCould you tell us more about the erection in the background?
|:-O
ReplyDeleteHope that face isn't mistaken for a blow up doll...!
ReplyDeleteIt's meant to convey shock.
Listen people, we are sick and tired of all the jokes!
ReplyDeleteGrow up!
Signed
Cock Johnson.
Bee:
ReplyDeleteWhat's so shocking about showing an interest in Contemporary American Architecture???
that's Johnson grass, (the weeds)
ReplyDeletethe erection in the background is my house. see the cracked slab> see that small cement cover doodad next to Mr.CCD, that is a cover for the septic tank, I'm sure it has a name but I doubt anyone still living knows what it is
sorry to be a disappointment architecturally speaking
I would never try to get cheap laughs through smutty word play.
ReplyDeletein my house everyone has their own cup
I was just looking at the pic and Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo looks a bit overexposed
ReplyDeletelook how pale he looks
Anaemic cocks:
ReplyDeleteYou can get pills for that. Just read through your spam...
;)
ReplyDelete::Dies laugung::
snicker
ReplyDelete::So dead can't even spell "laughing"::
ReplyDeleteOk let me get this straight (that'swahtshesaid): On WW I can say stuff like "Hey, look at that cock next to the box" and stuff without fears of JK making fun of me, right, right?
ReplyDeleteWhat is that box, the cement one next to Mr CDD?
the box next to the cock is a septic cover.
ReplyDeletetomorrow a supper happy, super smiley post is coming your way??
no be naughty today while you can
I meant so be naughty...
ReplyDeleteAt least there are no bushes next to your house otherwise Elastic would have left a comment of this nature "That's a big bush next to that cock."
ReplyDeleteIt's like I'm getting wireless signals from her mind.
Nope, no bushes. We got a nasty letter suggesting we have inadequate landscaping.
ReplyDeleteIf my yard, bare of bushes is really so offensive then be my guest to plant some HOA
(that's what Bee said)
she'll be able to throw something together with cock and box
ReplyDeleteand johnson
never fear Bee, she never disappoints
Brian said...
ReplyDeleteJohnson: I think something's getting lost in the trans-atlantic translation. I hope you're not trying to be smutty. It's not clever, you know.
You're right Brian, cheap talk about Johnsons is beneath me
that's what she said
That reminds me of the time I had a white iced johnson, it was too big to fit in my mouth... they sell them at Dunkin Donuts you know.
ReplyDeleteI saw this and thought about you and Bee!
ReplyDeleteYou got that right sister!!!
ReplyDelete::shiver::
wow, it's like you've seen into my very soul.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Bee...shiver
This is one of the signs of the apocalypse, jean knee. We're all going to die and it's your fault.:(
ReplyDeleteWhy haven't you helped me with my anti-Huey project?!!!? Are you ignoring me? Don't you want to be in the Huey Haters Club?
ReplyDeleteGet them here now!
ReplyDeleteFresh Free Iced Johnsons just waiting for a dunk... in your coffee!
On the Naughty list:
ReplyDelete>Jean Kneee
>Bee
>2 girls
SCORE!! I made the naughty list again! Must start preparing for next years debauchery!
ReplyDeletetomorrow, I'll shall be back on the nice list.
ReplyDeletei looked at dunkin donuts web site- there weren't any Johnson's on the menu, not even iced.
have i been deceived?
They have them here, maybe it's a Chicaahgo thing?
ReplyDeleteWhere's Dick when all this is going on?
ReplyDelete(I got my bacon yesterday and I'm in heaven with my bacony holiday tree! Smooches to you, dear!)
:-*******
just so you keep it off any Christmas tree you may or may not have
ReplyDeleteSo Andy just came home and he is the expert of all dirty joke related stuff- I stand corrected.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a Johnson, it's a Long John... I laughed for 10 minutes straight but then I thought I should come clean.
OOPS! :o)
It's a good thing I'm cute and cuddly!
That was rad!
ReplyDeleteokay, now it makes sense.
ReplyDeletewe have long johns here
Yeah, so please disregard all my Johnson comments. Erase them from your memory...
ReplyDeleteerase what?
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY!
ReplyDelete