So they brought me back a Fudge-a-gator, junior. I read the box, glanced inside, still unsure, I say, "is it fudge from an alligator?" everyone cracks up. Uh-Oh.
Sure it looks like it could be a delicious confection...except it didn't have a cellophane wrapper around the box, hmmmm. Rim has my same sense of humor so this could be tricky. "Is this an alligator turd, Rim?!" More laughter.
Flashback Valentine's Day 2007. We're at dance class waiting for our kiddos when I rip out a beautifully wrapped white rose. It is lovely indeed. Me, "Rim, did you know that white roses are for friendship? They are, so I made you this white rose for Valentine's Day." I hand it over, she exclaims how pretty it is, it looks just like a real one, Jean Knee! I tell her to look closer, she does, what? Look closer Rim. Then she starts snickering. Of course the other mothers want to see, we show them the lovely rose that has been crafted out of a feminine napkin. I keep a straight face the whole time. "I made it out of a feminine napkin". The other mothers don't know what to do and I keep a blank look on. Rim says thank you and puts it in her purse.
See it's funny because while searching the Internet for ghost crafts I was led to a site with a cute little ghost crafted from a tampon. Of course I had to corrupt Rim with the hilarious site. We snickered about how there should be a condom craft site and hey, feminine napkins are totally left out!!!! Oh the outrage!!
Thus leading to the rose. Hmmmmm Remembering this I'm thinking, this might be a fudge shaped alligator or fudge from the gator. So Of course I say thank you and put it in my purse.
TO BE CONTINUED........................
I made these Kotex Slippers once. I found them to be super absorbent. It wicked away my foot sweat and left me smelling like Tropical Breeze.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what I could make out of douchebags...
ReplyDeleteLet's put our thinking caps on, jean knee!
Maybe a pretty vase? I made a pretty vase out of a plastic female urinal once.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I'm channeling Tina
ReplyDelete"What's FUDGE Got To Do, Got To Do With It..."
I totally missed the Tina spin.
ReplyDeleteimagine if I had made Rim those awesome slippers and she wore them to dance class..... we could say they're a new environmentally friendly dance slipper
now here's something no one wants to read, but, I've never actually seen a douchebag-- you haven't either, have you?
I have seen the p cups and they would make a nice vase, I feel a Valentine craft coming on
My mom used to douche and she also married a couple douchebags.
ReplyDeleteI could pick out douches in a blind taste test.
Well, not that I want to taste douches or anything
Come tell me if my post today is too weird, jean knee.
ReplyDeleteI'm steeling myself for your Brillo Pad style of honesty.
Oooh, Brillo Pads. What can we make out of those?!!!???
ReplyDeleteIn case you missed it....here's my Total Vase Makeover.
ReplyDeleteFrom female urinal geek to female urinal chic!
Three snaps Up! Three snaps down!
Hat change!
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is what happens after you (or Rim) but the stuff in your purse(s).
ReplyDeleteI want the rest of the story.
Hat change!!
ReplyDeleteI'm with NCS on this one... what happens after it enters your purse?? I'd test the fudge out on my hubby first... I'm nice like that :)
ReplyDeleteHey - I have a party question for ya! We are having a space themed party for my 9 year old this weekend... I think we've got the games covered, but I was wonderin if you had any brilliant ideas for decor? Cause you're brilliant when it comes to stuff like this. A total genius... amazing, awesome, crafty (in more ways that one)... :) Have I flattered you enough? Or will I need to send gifts??
New Year's resolution that nobody is listening to: Learning how to do the linky things.
ReplyDeleteI double dog dare ya to eat it without knowing what it is. I said Double Dog Dare.
Where can I place an order for the Kotex Slippers?
I can't believe you have no sympathy for women on their menstrual cycles who need those feminine products. What a waste!
ReplyDelete"the original" Florida Fudge-A-gator. junior.
ReplyDeleteWOW. There's so much just right there that I don't know where to start.
Nobody should ever douche with an anonymous douchebag.
ReplyDeleteJust like a typical douchebag it doesn't know where its been or where its going either.
http://xo.typepad.com/blog/2006/12/condom_outfit.html
ReplyDelete(attempt to do linky thing to condom outfit).
yay, New Year's hat!
ReplyDeleteMelissa- will get on party decor, I know i have some space stuff now to find it
Calm down, everyone. No douchebags have been hurt---even the ones who deserve to be ---you know who you are
ReplyDeleteHe looks adorable in his condom bra. 300 whoa
ReplyDeleteI saw a marie Antoinette type gown made of condoms, it's out in cyber space just waiting for someone to find it
Lean has a date with Danish (Marty McFly's brother) but I will check in this afternoon
ReplyDeleteWhat will become of the fudge-a- gator? da dummmmmmmm
"What will become of the fudge-a- gator?"
ReplyDeleteI do believe I DD dared you to eat it.
Go here jean knee.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't decide which dress made out of condoms was prettier.
What part of the gator does that thing come from I wonder.
ReplyDeleteEW ew.
ReplyDeleteeeww
Jean Knee, please don't keep us in suspense any longer. Tell us the rest of the story, and what the heck is that Fudge-A-Gator and what happened inside your purse?
ReplyDeleteOkay, is anyone going to teach me how to do the link thingy on the comments page? Seems everyone knows how to do it but me! Have a happy New Year, all. :)
JEAN KNEE!! DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL ABOUT THE GATOR PENIS???
ReplyDeleteSorry guys, that was taken out of context...
ReplyDeleteuhm, yeah, I got it
ReplyDeleteWe'd like to ask guests of this blog to refrain from yelling/screaming about gator penises.
ReplyDeleteWe don't want to scare the public.
On behalf of gator penises everywhere, Thank YOU.
are you sure gators even have penises?
ReplyDeleteNot all of them, just the male ones.
ReplyDeleteVery interesante all this is.
ReplyDeleteBut what about Fudge-A-Gator, what happened inside your purse, did you make any new year celeb decorations?
we have questions!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY NEW YEAR, Jean Knee!
ReplyDeleteJEAN KNEE!! WAKE UP IT'S TIME FOR THE ROSE PARADE!
ReplyDeleteAndy calls it the Sore Parade! :o(
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Not sure where to post this but I wanted to ask if anyone has heard of National Clicks?
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Overheard some co-workers talking about it all week but didn't have time to ask so I thought I would post it here to see if someone could help me out.
Seems to be getting alot of buzz right now.
Thanks