This story begins several weeks ago. I was rummaging around in a kitchen cabinet and saw a little gleam out of the corner of my eye. Huh? There is supposed to be only mismatched Tupperware in there. I dug around and saw it, the waffle maker 4000, used only once a couple of years ago. Something about the way it gleamed in all that plastic gloom made me reclaim what was carelessly tossed aside. (I love run on sentences).
I gently placed it on the counter. It didn't make very good waffles, but maybe I haven't delved deeply enough into it's psyche. Of course the obvious came to me at once. Grilled cheese. It seems like a rather easy thing to prepare, but really I always get hung up on when to turn it, what temperature to put the skillet on etc. The waffle maker 4000 only has one temperature and cooks both sides simultaneously.
I quickly threw together cheese and bread, slathered WM 4000 generously with butter and in about two minutes had a perfectly golden, deliciously checkered grilled cheese sandwich. Yum. Of course the fam smelled it and wanted a taste. Many grilled cheese sandwiches in many days followed suit.
I began cooking everything in the WM 4000. If you slather it with enough butter almost anything you put in there comes out delicious.
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Canned biscuits are especially easy and fast. Pull each biscuit apart into half its normal thickness, slather WM 4000 with butter and grill. It will look like a little golden waffle when its done, quickly top it with more butter and jelly. Devour.
You can even make canned meat edible with the proper slathering of butter. MMM


You can put anything between two slices of bread and it will be delectable.
Quesadillas are great in the WM 4000. I haven't fried bacon but it would probably work and not curl up like in the pan.
Just remember to put some butter on it and the possibilities will be endless. Bon Appetit.
* Jean Knee will not accept any responsibility for heart disease caused by her cooking
You had me at butter!
ReplyDeleteMMMM grilled canned buttered meat!
Silly me! I just use mine for waffles! I need to be institutionalized!
ReplyDeleteit sounds like I'm kidding, but everything is so dang good in that thing.
ReplyDeleteButter is the best spice. Hats off to you for not just Salvation Army-tossing the thing.
ReplyDeleteThe banner's cute. Is it made of fabric?
banner is made of heavy card stock. my camera sux so it's hard to see
ReplyDeleteYou're making me hungry!
ReplyDeleteWho needs Martha?
The main problem with those things is that they're a real bugger to clean.
Excuse me while I go and eat something...
I wonder how my Lean Cuisine would taste if I waffle iron it...?
ReplyDeleteToday I've got Pecan Chcken.
MMM!!!
ReplyDeleteNow I feel a serious need to pull out my scooby doo waffle maker and make grilled cheese for the kiddo's :-D
Millie- just how did the flaming turkey through your mama's window go over?
ReplyDeleteBrian, my WM 400 has a nonstick coating and the butter has reiforced its nonadhesion thereby making it easy to clean
ReplyDeletebee-lean cuisine would be yummy in there but with the butter it would have to be called flabby thigh cuisine
ReplyDeleteChris- do it, my daughter eats everything I've concocted out of that thing
JK: Nice hair, by the way - love the asymmetric "Paul Walker" style...
ReplyDeleteI think that many of the world's problems could be solved if we would just use more butter in our cooking...
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling the urge to dig my waffle iron out of the back of the cabinet where it's been for the last 20 years. Okay, so how does the can of the canned meat taste grilled? Does the butter disguise the aluminum taste of the can too?
ReplyDeleteMartha Stewart can just eat her heart out! :=)
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ReplyDeleteMy brother topped my flaming-turkey-through-the-window idea by butchering his own 28-lb turkey and then not completely gutting it before we roasted it.
ReplyDeleteHe took out all the organs, but apparently the turkey knew he was on Death Row because he had quite the meal before he was killed. My brother pulled back some of the skin and here was all this baked undigested corn in a pouch near the turkey's neck.
I was just glad it wasn't a praying mantis or something. My mom was pretty well grossed-out. Best turkey I ever ate, seriously. I'll never do Butterball again, even if it does come without extra corn dressing. :)
yeah thanks Brian, but, uh, I'm not a man
ReplyDeleteMelissa yes we'd be too artery clogged to really be able to go to war
ReplyDeleteb- I liked the butter fried canned meat but I don't have a very discriminating palate
ReplyDeleteoh Millie I thought you were gonna say digested stuff from the other end. so relieved here.
ReplyDeleteI bet that undigested, and now roated corn ,added a certain woodsey flavor.
mmm gullet mash...mmm
"Martha Stewart can just eat her heart out!"
ReplyDeleteAfter she waffle ironed it!
I just knew getting that reduced rate subscription was going to pay off
ReplyDeleteDude - try slicing a hot dog in half, & then sort of searing a bun with it. That sounds yummy to me for some reason. I love how that canned biscuit looks. I'm so not showing my husband that canned meat or he'll WANT a waffle iron. He thinks SPAM is downright gourmet. ;P
ReplyDeleteI once owned a sandwich maker thing and we made sandwiches all the time in that thing. Yum! Good find!
ReplyDeleteYou and your fancy countertops!
ReplyDeleteI'm scared of things divided into sections. Who does that Wafflemaker 4000 think it is to cut my waffles into four sections like that? Iam master of my own waffle-eating domain and I will be the one to decide how much is too much and maybe I enjoy eating four servings all at one time.
ReplyDeleteStupid judgmental wafflemakers....
Who would have guessed?
ReplyDeleteuhm, Elastic, it doesn't actually cut the food just kinda serrates the sections. and , um, it would just be a pancake if it didn't do that
ReplyDeleteso really it's not judging you, exactly
kelly- perfect for feeding hungry boys....
ReplyDeleteWhat would you think about waffle ironing a Twinkie weiner sandwich?
ReplyDeleteI thougth I commented on this post. But I guess it was all a dream, a wondrful dream where I wrote something witty and hilarious that made me look clever.
ReplyDeleteAaah.
Yeah, it was a dream because I have no clue what it was that I wrote.
ReplyDeleteHey! That mini-waffle is cute. Makes me think of mini-scissors.
You know what goes great with mini-scissors?
ReplyDeleteNo, no that Bee.
A BIG paper clip!
man, I just knew I was sending the right stuff, I just felt a vibe or something
ReplyDeleteYou are not a man.
ReplyDeleteBut you are not a farmer mime either, right?
Oh Jean Knee you totally hit the mark!
ReplyDeleteIt's like inspiration :)
And I LOVE my baby fly.
ReplyDeleteYou know I'm scared of Zombie flies, but my baby Fly could never turn into a zombie, hence I love it.
I knew it!!!
ReplyDeletesome people doubt my gift selecting skills... dummies
oh and, no not a man, mime, or farmer.
ReplyDeletealso not a princess, zombie of any kind, trust fund baby or anyone famous
ditto bee (bee 1 and bee 2).
ReplyDeletesounds like dr. seuss
ReplyDeleteYou know what I want to put come butter on?
ReplyDeleteOn my WW.
Is Penny back?
ReplyDeleteWW = Wordless Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteWW = Mr CDD
WW @ Jean Knee's = NCS :)
NCS says No to butter in regular, everyday life, but WW @ Jean Knee's is a very special situation.
YOU DID NOT!
ReplyDeleteYou are a very creative lady!
ReplyDeleteYou are a very creative lady!
ReplyDeletethanks
ReplyDelete.
thanks
HAHAHAH!!! This post made me laugh the entire time I read it. I wish I had a waffle maker so I could make buttery goodness.
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