Tomorrow is wordless Wednesday and, well, there are just no words....
Here's some stuff in my actual house right at this actual moment
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I wanted to write O J was here in fake blood, but since children were visiting I refrained from doing so. I did print it on the picture at Walgreens before I printed it out for the photo album.
Next portion is for Brian, his therapist thinks if he looks at photos of spiders he will become de-sensitized. What? Yes as a matter of fact I am his therapist, he just doesn't know it yet. And you thought there was nothing free left in the world? My therapeutic services are free whether you want them or not. Lovely.
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you may have to click to see spiders in photo
Little Lean made this in school
And finally, NCS gave me an idea to decorate the house with Al Gore, and I'm gonna be him for Halloween-I printed his face out on green paper, lock box, yeah baby!
but of course blogger will not upload them!!! The Horror!!!!!
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I love the bloody handprints! What a great idea!!! What'd you use for blood? Or is it real...
ReplyDeleteWho is Brian?
ReplyDeleteAND!
ReplyDeleteWhy does he have an aversion to spiders?
Also!
ReplyDeleteIs aversion a word? Or is a virgin?
The Horror!
ReplyDeleteI love the handprints! I love the spiders! I love therapist JK.
I want to come over to your house.
Hey, if adopting Melody doesn't happen, you can always adopt me. I can pack in less than 2 hours.
PS: Can't wait to see Father Al :)
/Dreams
Aversion therapy:
ReplyDeleteWell, it's certainly giving me an aversion to the therapist...
I suppose I should be grateful for the thoughtfulness. Love the handprints though...
In addition to spiders, you also appear to have a bee infestation. Bee's don't bother me, so if you need any help clearing them up, let me know...
ReplyDeletejean knee, why is Brian still awake?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he doesn't want to go to sleep for fear he might have spider nightmares...?
I bought those things at Spencer's joke shop
ReplyDeleteBrian is this British Bloke. I'm not sure why he has a virgin to spider's, something in childhood i would imagine
ReplyDeleteI love bees, I can't wait til that bee movie comes out.
ReplyDeleteor am I thinking of B movies?
I can never think of words
jean knee!! I was just here and there were no Gorey heads on stuff and then I came back and they appeared!!
ReplyDeleteRun jean knee run!!
Also let's not speak of the movies I made please. It was a difficult time in my life and I needed the money.
Now they're sold in the nickle bin at thrift stores... [bowing my head in shame]
ReplyDeleteyeah, well I wouldn't pay less than a dollar for them.
ReplyDeleteheee hooo haaawww "Gorey" heads, love it...hee haaawww hooo whee
oh my word "Gorey" heads , I'm still chortling
ReplyDeleteokay in the last pic you must click on it, he has green google eyes and a bowtie, wating to recieve his next award.
ReplyDeleteLean was going to enter a pumpkin decorating contest but I told her not to bother, Father Al will win for sure sigh
He loosk so life-like in the last one!
ReplyDeleteOh Jean Knee, I voted for you and all my wildest dreams came true!!
/Goreyfied
PS: WV is hairz
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ReplyDeleteWhen Gorey is wearing the black top hat and tie is like the Oscars all over again.
ReplyDelete:)
Oscars, not Orcas.
Goreyfied hawww heeee eeee haww
ReplyDeleteI think I'm a bit delirious.
he is a rather handsome lad, even without eyeballs.
my hub said, " he looks all fat, I had to tell him it's all that green food he eats. sadly, he does not keep up with Father Al like I do.
when you have all that black and white going on it's easy to confuse the two.
ReplyDeletememories...... it seems like only yesterday he invented the internet
orcas, oscars potato,potatoe
ReplyDeleteno wait that was dan quail, well whatever, you know what I mean
oh yeah NCS thumbs up on adopting you as long as you and Lean wear the same size- hand me downs are frowned upon here
ReplyDeleteyou know what's cool? getting 23 comments... no it doesn't matter one bit if they are almost all from yourself
ReplyDelete"...he looks all fat"
ReplyDeleteIt's not easy beign green. famous and Nobeled.
I'm so happy Gorey gets recognitions even on Halloween, you are a good woman Jean Knee.
What does Lean wear?
ReplyDeleteI now know how to use a sewing machine, I could make my own clothes.
Wow! Love the spiders!! I also love the handprints and Father Al--very funny!!!
ReplyDeletethat wasn't my house with the spiders but I want them very badly
ReplyDeleteYou are one crafty Halloween gal! I hope your day is filled with ghouls and spooks! Cause I think that's the way you want it to be! :)
ReplyDeleteI love the bloody handprints! Love them! The dapper pumpkin is pretty charming, too.
ReplyDeleteI aspire to be as crafty as I come here and marvel at. Alas, glue sticks mock me.
Seriously. Did I ever tell you I loved those bloody handprints?
MY EYES! MY EYES!!!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't going to but something made me click on the Gorey head at the end and those horrible green eyes will be in my brain for ever!!!
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
help
me
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I know this lady who was sooooo busy printing out Al Gore masks that she wouldn't pick up the phone when her favorite stalkee in the whole wide world came calling....
ReplyDeleteAl Gore zombies on the move and looking for brains
ReplyDeleteOh man, those gorey treats and decorations are too much. Hope you live in Republican country.
ReplyDeletedifferent girl- you should use hot glue, I'm pretty free wheeling with it myself. glue sticks are for sissies, If you aren't risking 2nd degree burns it's just sissy stuff.
ReplyDeleteall my crafts are extremely easy
those bloody hand prints are groovy, baby!
arugula- I was unable to answer my phone because I was choking on a chicken bone
ReplyDeletedidn't you get my message where I was gasping for breath?
it's okay my princess polka dot heimliched me and now all is well
arugula- how dare you insinuate that just because Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo wasn't on wordless Wednesday that it must be him I was choking on!!!The Outrage!!!
ReplyDeleteI will never eat him unless he stops laying eggs
Jennifer- I live in a pretty conservative area so no one tried to light crosses on the lawn.
ReplyDeletehowever, while trick or treating, in my al gore mask and poster stating his accomplishments, I would shake hands with people and say, "Hi, I'm Al Gore, pleased to meet you" several times people said back "I'm, "humorless dude who didn't listen to your name" It's nice to meet you too"
can you imagine? i was virtually ignored
I'm not bitter though, I'm not, really. I wouldn't cry if my dog pooped in their yard though, no I wouldn't
bee- do you want me to aend you zombie Al for your, um, collection?
ReplyDeleteHe would have a special place in my heart if you did...
ReplyDeleteOh please Jean Knee. Please tell me there will be Peeptures of you and your "not my family who was going to adopt me in case Melody's adoption didn't happen" family.
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