What, you were expecting wild man, Ted Nugent? Nah, he's off in the woods killing something. Now we, on the other hand, have another partaaaaaay!
Black Cat Party Table
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Cat shaped plates with napkin bow tie
Treat bag craft
Cat centerpiece and candy holder
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winner of the ugliest cat contest, unretouched photo
And for even more fun here's a top nine list of women who shouldn't dress as cat woman for Halloween (I could only think of nine, they are in random order)
9. Rosie O'Donnell: the mask just doesn't leave enough room for her overly developed, big mouth
8. Britney Spears; costume has no pockets to hold her "goodies"
7. Hillary Clinton; Doesn't want Bill to get any "tail" if it's attached to her
6. Bee; you have to wear matching shoes to be cat woman
5. Condoleeza Rice; the costume isn't white enough
4. Elasticwaistbandlady; it's not as much fun as peeing on bags
3. Martha Stewart; it's NOT a good thing
2. Michael Jackson; must have an actual nose to keep the mask on
1. Jean Knee; because cat woman is not classified as "other"
0. Austin Powers; He's a man, baby!
-1. Penny; clashes with her petsafe collar
I saw that "ugliest cat" pic on the animal shelter website. I seriously didn't believe it was actually a cat. It looks more like an anorexic pig or something from outer space. Does that cat belong to the clown?
ReplyDeleteLove the party decor, too. You're very creative.
:) Brenda
Gee I can't imagine why a cute little thing like that was voted "ugliest cat". That is a creature from the darkest of nightmares.
ReplyDeleteLove the kitty decor,those are cute ideas!
Umm... I do have some shoes that would match a catwoman costume. They're my hooker boots from when I was... uh, into the club scene. BUT let's not talk about that now.
ReplyDeleteThat cat is scarier than any clown I've ever had nightmares about!
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Are you sure that's a cat? It looks like a rat mated with a kangaroo!
ReplyDeleteWell, yes I was expecting Ted Nugent and hoping, too. I like his "Cat Scratch Fever" song. However I must say that your cat scratch fever stuff was more kid appropriate and I didn't have to hide to view it :)
ReplyDeleteYou have great talent!
*SLAPPED!*
ReplyDeletegross. That cat looks like a rat.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I can't see the pictures.
ReplyDeleteBANG!
Hey, on that treat bag, how'd you get it black, or did it come that way?
ReplyDeleteokay, now I can't see the pictures either, Brian did you do something?
ReplyDeletecarrot, the treat bags came black. I got them at Michaels or hobby lobby in a pack of 10 or 20.
ReplyDeleteHey! They are gone!
ReplyDeleteI reloaded them, can you see em?
ReplyDeleteI love the Cat shaped plates with napkin bow tie. I LOVE THOSE!! Meow.You are such a party animal Jean Knee.
ReplyDeleteHey, you can take any of my Father Al stuff. It's what he'd want.
EWWW! That cat gives me the creeps!
ReplyDeleteBut your cats are cute.
Okay, now I can see what everyone is BANGing on about.
ReplyDeleteThat cat's no good - you wouldn't be able to make a decent meal out of it...
or a decent fur stole.
ReplyDeleteWho would want to wear a cat? Much less eat one!
ReplyDeleteYuck-O
You know what I did in school once? I played "we're not gonna take it" by Twisted Sister in the loud speaker instead of the Pledge of Allegiance.
ReplyDeleteThey never gave me in-house suspensions again!
ReplyDeleteStraight home all the way!
I see pictures.....finally.
ReplyDeleteI don't make a living peeing on bags. No, I'm just an amateur, but I'll still rent my services out for that hated co-worker, customer, spouse, telemarketer, whatever.
i could so go as a Cat Woman too. Like one of the puffy fat and old cats from the musical, Cats.
ReplyDeleteMidnight...all alone in the moonlight....all alone with the memories
I call my Papi 'My Little Hairless Chihuahua.' Hairless chihuahuas are cuter than mangy cats.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to also make a comment about how your last party was a Boner theme and this one has a Pussy theme. Interesting.
ReplyDeletebee- I had a beautifful persian cat. I told everyone I was going to make a stole out of him after he died. I would have too, except he was eaten by coyotes.
ReplyDeletewhere you been, Elastic?? Sporking at the chinese Buffet? some people have all the fun.
ReplyDeleteEew. That cat is just nasty. Poor thing...
ReplyDeleteI love the cat party ideas! And that cat is UGLY!! Only a face a mother could love... maybe...
ReplyDeleteYour cat was eaten by coyotes!!!
ReplyDeleteTalk about scary Halloween stories!
I don't think that cat has a face a mother could love, melissa. I think that's a face a mother would eat.
ReplyDelete('cause only cannibalistic cats have babies that ugly)
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