Unicorn; mystical, mythical or myopical? unicorn vs dolphin (i'm betting on the dolphin) making video surveilance seem innocent byputting unicorn headband on it?
I'm going to show some pictures of my black velvet unicorn painting hanging up over my mantel. I sent a pic to Southern Living to do a feature story on me and my unicorn-happy interiors but I haven't heard back from them. :(
The same thing happened to me! I offered them a tour of my entire rooster and stuffed frog abode. they did not even send a letter back or anything. I'm thinking it may have gotten lost in the mail
I'm afraid. There are some scary unicorns in there. And I think you're right - that dolphin with the metal spikes on his fins is gonna totally win that fight. Wait - can I go to jail for making bets on unicorn/dolphin fights?
I'm suddenly hungry for a Unicorn-y Dog on A Stick while I open up my pola dotty package from this chick I know from the Internet. I hope she's not the Unabomber's sister.
I wish I didn't have to disagree with you, in your won blog and stuff BUT c'mon Jean Knee, that dolphin has all kind of cool techno/futuristic gear on, the unicorn is in no way a proper contender. The Unicorn has not weapons, no cool shiny metallic nail thingies or spikes. And that rainbow? What a bout the rainbow Jean Knee?!
Annie- yep those things sure are pretty. I just love a unicorn in uniform, was that a song in the seventies?
Tori-oh you rockin girl. I think wikipedia refers to them as horned horses, not horny horses
Melissa- even if it's legal I'm bettin on the dolphin
NCS- it's true thaat dolphin looks ready for any battle. I think that unicorn has some super shock rays in it's horn. The rainbow is there to support gaye unicorn week
Why are you ratting me out on my blog? Dontcha know I have many readers you think I'm still a vir - ...........................................tuous woman?
Actually the only person who thinks that is my mom...
unicorn vs dolphin (i'm betting on the dolphin)
making video surveilance seem innocent byputting unicorn headband on it?
There is something in my girl DNA that makes me love those pretty, pretty unicorns.
ReplyDeleteAww... look at the beautiful horny horses.
ReplyDeleteThank you for my package!! I loved the coffee canister packing.
uh... wait a minute Tori got her package...? jean knee you have some "splainin to do!"
ReplyDeleteAnyway, unicorns? Will your cock and your frogs be jealous.
Did I tell you like peacocks?
Peas have cocks??!!!!?
ReplyDeleteThose Veggie Tales people have some explaining to do. I mean they don't have arms but they have....well, you know.
I'm going to show some pictures of my black velvet unicorn painting hanging up over my mantel. I sent a pic to Southern Living to do a feature story on me and my unicorn-happy interiors but I haven't heard back from them. :(
ReplyDeletechm- apparently so. I guess that's why there are always so many of those guys rolling around
ReplyDeleteThe same thing happened to me! I offered them a tour of my entire rooster and stuffed frog abode. they did not even send a letter back or anything. I'm thinking it may have gotten lost in the mail
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid. There are some scary unicorns in there.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think you're right - that dolphin with the metal spikes on his fins is gonna totally win that fight.
Wait - can I go to jail for making bets on unicorn/dolphin fights?
I'm suddenly hungry for a Unicorn-y Dog on A Stick while I open up my pola dotty package from this chick I know from the Internet. I hope she's not the Unabomber's sister.
ReplyDeletewell, just in case she is. It was good knowing ya
ReplyDeleteI wish I didn't have to disagree with you, in your won blog and stuff BUT c'mon Jean Knee, that dolphin has all kind of cool techno/futuristic gear on, the unicorn is in no way a proper contender. The Unicorn has not weapons, no cool shiny metallic nail thingies or spikes.
ReplyDeleteAnd that rainbow? What a bout the rainbow Jean Knee?!
That is one ugly fish.
ReplyDeletewhere oh where did you find a picture of that weird looking fish??
ReplyDeletethat thing looks leathal!
That fish is a unicorn tang, it came from teh internet, I typed in, now here's where it gets tricky, unicorn. I amaze myself too at times
ReplyDeleteAnnie- yep those things sure are pretty. I just love a unicorn in uniform, was that a song in the seventies?
ReplyDeleteTori-oh you rockin girl. I think wikipedia refers to them as horned horses, not horny horses
Melissa- even if it's legal I'm bettin on the dolphin
NCS- it's true thaat dolphin looks ready for any battle. I think that unicorn has some super shock rays in it's horn. The rainbow is there to support gaye unicorn week
I love the last one about the toothpick!
ReplyDeleteAlways, but always, bet on the dolphins. Especially those bad ass ones with the horns coming outta their cute little noses.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I guess they're called noses.
So is that Barney about to snack on the unicorn? Barney doesn't do such things. Barney is our friend. He loves me.
ReplyDeleteGhey Unicorn Week.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with that.
Why are you ratting me out on my blog?
ReplyDeleteDontcha know I have many readers you think I'm still a vir - ...........................................tuous woman?
Actually the only person who
thinks that is my mom...
I WILL comment, thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteI love the Little Pony cake. I love the tutu :)
Yeah, why can't I comment on Little lean's party? I think it is all lovely! What are the pretty pink frilly things on the cake plate?
ReplyDeleteAnd let me tell you how unprepared I am....no one got a birthday party at all last year....I'm the lame mother.
I turned off the comments because it seemed too boring or something
ReplyDeletepink things are those icing letters
planning parties is what I love and I just couldn't get it together like I wanted
lisa, sorry I misunderstood- they are clear treat bags filled with surprizes and pink shreds, tied with curly ribbon
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